That is a gorgeous lamp.
PURE. ART.
pls purge this htread
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This is probably the greatest gif I have ever seen in my life.
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So I started watching Markiplerā¦
I had the most epic Omegle conversation in existence.
WARNING: Contains sad moments and the typical life of a young chicken wing.
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Youāre now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: h
Stranger: ii
Stranger: hhihi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: ihhi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hiihhi
Stranger: hiih
Stranger: ihihi
Stranger: hih
You: lol
Stranger: hih
Stranger: ihhi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h
Stranger: ih
Stranger: ih
Stranger: i
Stranger: lol
You: sooā¦
Stranger: im a nugget
You: are you delicious?
Stranger: yes, yes i am
You: how delicious?
Stranger: very
Stranger: 10/10
You: yummy
Stranger: thanks
You: Are you served at a restaurant?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: at kfc
Stranger: if you consider that as a restaurant
You: lol
Stranger: sometimes mcdonalds
You: Do you have a name?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its nugget
Stranger: nugget nuggetson
You: thatās lovely
Stranger: thankss
Stranger: i got my name from my great grandfather
Stranger: even though im a girl
Stranger: but yeah
You: how do nuggets reproduce?
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: thats
Stranger: thats a secret
You: If you tell me how nuggets reproduce, Iāll tell you how chicken wings reproduce
Stranger: omg really
Stranger: promise??
Stranger: pinky promise???
You: yess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: okokok
Stranger: well
Stranger: welllllll
Stranger: wellllllllllllllllll
Stranger: we go to kfc
Stranger: like our whole family
Stranger: and thennnnnnn
Stranger: thennnnnnnnnnn
Stranger: then we dance
Stranger: then
Stranger: nuggets come out of no where
You: ok
You: us chicken wings
Stranger: mhm
You: are born from chickens
Stranger: omg no way
Stranger: thats unbelievable
You: we then wake up in places
Stranger: wowowow0wow0ow0wo
You: and it gets really hot
Stranger: yep
You: and weāve got a tasty coat out of nowhere
Stranger: oh wow
You: then we get burned up after traveling through a slimy tube
You: and thatās our lifespan
Stranger: thats sounds fascinating
Stranger: interesting
You: right now Iāve got a tasty crunchy coat
Stranger: oh nice
You: it attracts all da ladies
Stranger: oh yes i see
Stranger: does it glow in the dark
You: I WISH
Stranger: you should get that done!!!
Stranger: go to a coat glowing place and ya know
You: brb Iām gonna go get my coat done
Stranger: alright
You: should only take a minute
Stranger: ok ill be waiting
You: Iām back
Stranger: oooooooooooo are you glowing??
You: yes
You: itās amazing
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what colour
You: blue
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: i have purple
You: that sound amazing
Stranger: yeahh!! it is
You: ohno
Stranger: oh nooo what!!
You: im being put in a box
Stranger: oh nononon
Stranger: no
Stranger: n
Stranger: ono
Stranger: no
You: with a bunch of my brothers and sisters
Stranger: this is a bad sign
Stranger: this is terrible
Stranger: youāre going to be eaten
Stranger: and you will have no more glow!!
You: OH NO
You: I DONT WANT TO BE EATEN
Stranger: RUN CHICKEN WING RUN
You: huh
You: I was put in a dark place
You: itās hard to see
You: I think I see liquid
You: and pieces of other things
Stranger: there should be a torch under your coat
You: weāre wrapped in plastic
Stranger: oh no
You: it looks like a dump
Stranger: youre in a terrible place!!
Stranger: ive been there once!!!
You: where am I?
Stranger: youre in a kfc bin
Stranger: i think
Stranger: : (
You: whats gonna happen to me?
Stranger: youre gonna be taken to a place with other dead chicken wings
You: a graveyard?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: chicken wing graveyard
You: ; (
Stranger: it was nice knowing you, chicken wing : (
You: I think weāre on the move
Stranger: oooooooooo
You: wait
Stranger: oh my
You: whatās that sound
Stranger: is it a cat
You: itās getting hard to see
You: thereās a bunch of bags
Stranger: oh my lord this is so dramatic
You: and weāre in a giant metal box on wheels
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: where you are right now
Stranger: but yeah it sounds dangerous
Stranger: youre just an innocent chicken wing
You: Iām very innocent
Stranger: very
You: Iām scared too
Stranger: aww there there
Stranger: at least you have other chicken wings with you, right?
You: yes
Stranger: see thats good
Stranger: you have some company
You: but itās getting tighter
You: I THINK WEāRE BEING CRUSHED!!!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: OH NONONNO
Stranger: i will miss you chicken wing!!!
Stranger: : (((( im crying
You: the pressure is releasing
You: Iām ok
Stranger: oh so youre okay?
You: that was close
Stranger: yes indeed
You: ohgod I see crushed bones from chicken wings I used to know ; (
You: I donāt like this place
Stranger: oh my gosh thats bad
Stranger: i think you should use your glowing powers to escape
You: Iām using them right now to see. I currently do not see an exit.
Stranger: is it still dark
You: yes
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: im afraidā¦ im afraid you will not survive
You: wait, I think I see light pouring in
You: Iām movin out
Stranger: okokok quickk
You: ; (
Stranger: are you out!!??
You: I was soo close
You: but then more heavy bags crushed me
Stranger: ARE YOU DYING
You: no
You: it does hurt though
Stranger: oh thank godd
Stranger: should i call the chicken police
You: I donāt think anyone can help me now
Stranger: WHAT WHY
You: I donāt think thereās any hope
You: itās too scary
You: and dark
Stranger: how will you survive omg
You: wait
You: weāve stopped
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooo
You: :o
Stranger: :o
You: whatās goin on?
Stranger: WHATS HAPPENING
You: I saw light, then everything tilted, then we dropped, then we started moving again, but much slower
You: I can see though
You: I see blue everywhere
You: I think itās water
Stranger: water is transparent though : ((((((
You: Iāve seen a lot of water in my day, and I think it must be very deep, or powerade
You: like the powerade that comes out of the liquid dispensers that the aliens pour into plastic containers
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: powerade
Stranger: i see what you mean
You: Itās so boring now
You: weāre just moving so slowly on a large metal object that keeps loudly moaning on the blue liquid that might be water
Stranger: i wonder where youre going
You: yay
You: Iām not the only living chicken wing!
Stranger: : OO
Stranger: yaay new friends for you
You: He seems to be very wise
You: and smelly
Stranger: is he hot
You: no
You: heās old
Stranger: oh
You: and his coat is peeling
Stranger: ewww
Stranger: will you find me a hot chicken wing
You: this one is helpful though. heās giving me a lot of useful info
Stranger: oh like what
You: HE KNOWS WHERE WEāRE GOING!!
Stranger: OH THANKS THE LORDDDD
Stranger: THANK*
You: D :
Stranger: whats wrong
You: Weāre going into a large graveyard island
You: and itās the end of the journey
You: thatās where weāll die
You: thatās where everything goes to die
You: hello?
You: nugget nuggetson?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: soorryy
You: thank god youāre still here.
Stranger: YES SORRY
You: I though you were served to aliens already
You: *thought
Stranger: my nugget brother was annoying me
Stranger: nono
Stranger: WHAT, YOURE GONNA DIE?
You: sadly, yes
You: though we wonā
You: t be arriving there for a while
Stranger: : ((
Stranger: should i tell your chiken wing family
Stranger: chicken*
You: no
You: theyāre dead
You: eaten by aliens
Stranger: oh no
You: Iām the only survivor of my family
Stranger: this is bad
Stranger: very very bad
Stranger: i will organise your funeral
You: that reminds me
You: you donāt know my name
Stranger: oh that is true
You: youāre gonna need it and my date of birth and death
Stranger: ok what is your name chicken wing
You: Name: Ken Wingaling Chi
You: Birth: 5/24/2014
Stranger: omg you have a great name
Stranger: you were born yesterday for me
You: for me too
Stranger: oh myy
Stranger: and do you know when youāre gonna die
You: no
You: but the wise man says Iāll wonāt see June
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: no christmas for you
Stranger: or new years
Stranger: or
Stranger: easter
Stranger: nope no more
You: He says Iāll see Memorial Day
Stranger: oo
Stranger: but what if
Stranger: someone saves you
Stranger: like right now
You: Strangely, he says that things actually live longer at Garbage Island, because there are close to 0 aliens there.
Stranger: yes and i am surrounded by aliens
Stranger: HOLD ON BRB CHICKEN WING
Stranger: ok i am back
You: what were you doing Nugget?
Stranger: my nugget brother is an annoying little shit ; '))))))))
You: what was he doing?
Stranger: hes just annoying me
You: I think the wise wing is crazy
You: Heās accusing me of eating his coat
Stranger: WOW YOU CANNIBAL
Stranger: i bet you did it!!
You: woah Iām not Hannibal Lecter ok?
You: Iām no cannibal, Iāll only eat plants
Stranger: youre vegetarian!!?
You: well, what else would a chicken wing like me eat?
Stranger: ummmmmmm
Stranger: cows
Stranger: and
Stranger: pigs
You: lol no theyāre bigger than me
You: and scary
Stranger: what about insects
You: you got me
You: I do have insects
Stranger: hahahaaa im too good
You: what do you eat?
Stranger: i eat nothing
Stranger: i dont need food pshhh
You: whatās that like?
Stranger: its greatt
Stranger: i dont need to worry about what to cook
Stranger: or wasting my nugget money
You: I wish I didnāt have to eat
Stranger: yeah you should have become a nugget
You: too bad I didnāt have a choice
Stranger: that is unfortunate
Stranger: because i did
You: : O you sound so lucky
Stranger: yes ; )))))))))
Stranger: KEN WINGALING CHI, I NEED TO GO
Stranger: MY NUGGET FAMILY IS WAITING FOR ME TO JOIN THEM DANCING
You: aww
Stranger: sorry : ((((((
You: remember me, remember my name
Stranger: yes i will
You: KEN WINGALING CHI!!!
Stranger: and remember me
Stranger: NUGGET NUGGETSON
You: Iāll find a place to talk about you
You: and remember
Stranger: yes yes thank you
Stranger: i will write about you in my nugget diary
Stranger: and tell my grandchildren about you
You: : D thank you
Stranger: grandnuggets*
You: that sounds like a great honor
Stranger: yes : )
Stranger: ok byeee ken wingaling chi
Stranger: i will miss you!!!
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: waves with nugget hands
You: waves wings
You: bye
You have disconnected.
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so bootiful i cri evertim
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What makes you think thatās the longest Omegle chat ever?
EDIT: Yay, the post number is now equal to the year! What a great birthday present!
im sad
I am so dreadfully sorry for a huge faggot. Lelelel.
Sandalman9001, please report everyone for being a forum.
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Apoctoloptogon, please, I am only singing my next hit EDM song, Tsukasaās nightmare.
Okie dokie,
god damn u 4 editing my comment.
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wat u do i want the orignallll back