FECES FOR EVERYWHORE WHO CAN AFFORD MCDONALD’S
Speaking of whores… we just passed page cough 69.
Can’t afford a whore. 
And that’s cheaper than McDonalds.
Average protstitute costs around 40 dollars. Average McDonalds meal is $5.50.
My stats were made up but you get the point.
That’s probably in California.
And we didn’t say prostitute, we said whore.
The whores around here are free.
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I stand corrected. Whores are cheaper than used napkins.
I heard Subway recycles their napkins.
So basically you wipe your face with trash.
Who dares insult thy living quarters?
you mess with subway you mess with me dog
Didn’t know you owned a dog. Thought you guys had polar bears?
DOG.
Imagine a parallel universe where people clean their mouths with Whores and Have sex with Napkins…
Woo.
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I’m glad page 69 is coming to an end soon.
Don’t people have sex with napkins anyway?
Or is that just masturbating?
Probably the latter.
HAHA PAGE 69
I HATE THIS FONT.
Hehe 69
HAHA IT’S FUNNY.
And we’re off.