The Person Below Me

It’s racist against MOPS!
TPBM is amazed at how awesome I am ~_^

Racist against mops… which are made from the dead bodies of trees and the hair of sheep… neither trees nor mops qualify as people… so therefore it is impossible to be racist to a mop.

TPBM agrees with my logic.

But the mop clan and the broom clan have been fighting against each other for ages.
TPBM is going to be Ipreferpi obviously. Yes! I can tell the future too! GASP

…what.

TPBM is siding with the broom clan.

No way! I’m neutral. And Twisty, you have failed.

TPBM owns a computer.

Surprisingly yes.

TPBM owns an Apple device.

NO!

TPBM thinks i’m talkin’ Posh English.

What’s a Posh?

TPBM knows what a Posh is.

Queen speaks a posh.

TPBM is likes Queen.

I do is likes Queen.

TPBM grammar bad has.

With.

TPBM knows what the answer to 10 across is.

Uh… which crossword-type puzzle are we referring to? There are many puzzle types that have a “10 across”, as well as hundreds of regular crosswords, so… no, I do not know the answer to whatever 10 across we refer to.

TPBM dislikes my over-analytical thought process.

Yes it’s too over-analytical.

TPBM prefers cake.

i prefer a lie!

TPBM thinks Justin Bieber sucks

I prefer a pie!

And he’s not awful, I just dislike his music and career path.

TPBM has determined why the pie is a fake.

Yes. Because it is obviously a decoy.

TPBM is – — .-. … . / -.-. — -… . .-.-.-

morsecode!

TPBM is the Maker from the featured song: Memory Garden

No.

TPBM is .-.

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ɯɐ ı ˙sǝʎ

˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıן buıdʎʇ ʞɔnʇs ʇob ʎןʇuǝpıɔɔɐ ɯqdʇ

No, but my text must look backwards to yours.

TPBM has a fish.