Watching it FTW
TPBM is afraid of heights.
Kinda.
TPBM is afraid of spiders.
No!
TPBM is afraid of spiders.
Not really. I used to hold my neighborâs tarantula all the time. 
(Ahem, Timothy V, I donât think youâre supposed to post the same thing as the person above youâŠ)
TPBM would drink a cup of straight pickle juice.
Yes!
TPBM likes MLP.
Meh⊠I respect it.
TPBM is going to send me death threats.
Youâre screwing with me.
LPSM (Le personne sous moi) est français.
Non, mais je peux parler un peu.
LPSM will answer using their nose.
i should really clean my keynbnoard.
(That answer took me 2 minutes to write, mostly because I was convincing myself it was okay to touch a keyboard with GERMS to my nose. Iâm such a germaphobeâŠ)
TPBM will answer while holding a glass of water in one hand and a bowl of something in the other hand. (Good luck.)
Noone can!
TPBM works as a Circus artist.
Relevant gif:
TPBM uses Windows 7.
Yes. Yes, I do.
TPBM hasnât played Call of Duty.
No.
TPBM uses WIndows 8.
No. No, I donât.
âTPBM doesnât use Linux.
Yes.
TPBM doesnât not use an operating system other than Windows.
Yes, but I have used others in the past.
TPBM knows what USB stands for.
As I sit here eating breakfast before work, I believe universal serial bus.
TPBM likes apple jacks, the cereal.
Yes!
TPBM will compose a song with Xylophones,Marimbaâs & Pianoâs.
No.
TPBM isnât tonedeaf.