Yes! I sing in a choir 
TPBM chews or used to chew Stride gum while it was still in the wrapper.
Iām still on my first piece.
TPBM was found by āthemā and spit theirs out.
No Iāve never had Stride gum.
TPBM prefers this game to the Count to 2000 one.
Can be!
TPBM his head will now explode!
No.
TPBM will stop using Comic Sans
forever
Nope. Iāll keep using it just to annoy everyone else. 
TPBM wishes to have a pet velocoraptor (donāt worry, heās tamed. Heāll only eat you if you want him to.)
Nope. Itās just Chuck Testa.
TPBM isnāt Chuck Testa.
No, Iām Chuck Teselectificate.
TPBM spots the reference.
Edit: (Augh you editted the post! My reply no longer makes sense.) No, I donātā¦
TPBM believes 12/21/2012 will be the end of the world.
NO i dont believe that crap!
TPBM does.
No thatās stupid. Itās not going to end exactly on 21st of December, just sometime during that month.
TPBM liked 2012 (the movie - I did!)
I never even watched it.
TPBM is from the future.
Yes, itās Tuesday where I am.
TPBM has an even number of posts.
I do!
TPBM has drank out of a can of soda and had a bee sting them in the mouth.
Bit specific, no.
TPBM has had a bee sting.
Bees have no interest in stinging the likes of me.
TPBM is fancy.
Quite.
TPBM enjoys crumpets.
As in the pastry, or an attractive woman? (Crumpetās slang for a pretty lady. 
)
ā¦Yes, I do enjoy them. Oh, those wonderful fluffy pastries!.
TPBM actually likes to read Shakespeare.
I was not aware of crumpetās duosemy!
Iāve only ever read the play we did in school. But it wasnāt bad!
TPBM has performed in a Shakespeare.
Iām a cover artist, not an actor.
TPBM has been to a circus.