True Story by leifeday

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#1

I finished it!
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Not much else to say here. I might start working on something else now.
-leifeday

PS: You might wanna turn the volume up to hear sheets 5 and
UPDATE: I’ve fixed the audio issues. Now you might wanna turn the volume down during these parts.

#2

That’s really good! Just fix the volume issues a bit more with the techno bass, and then it’s perfect to me. [sarcasm]The only problem is I think

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“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait… True story." – Barney Stinson

is too long of a song. [/sarcasm]

5/5! This is great!

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