Goddammit North Korea, we told you not to test the nukes, WHY THE F*CK DID YOU TEST THE NUKES!!!
North korea to US ships… “GET THE **** OUT”
[http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/0905 ... as_nuclear](http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090527/world/koreas_nuclear)[i]North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas’ disputed maritime border, raising the spectre of a naval clash just days after the regime’s underground nuclear test.
Pyongyang, reacting angrily to Seoul’s decision to join an international program to intercept ships suspected of aiding nuclear proliferation, called the move tantamount to a declaration of war.
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AHH MOTHERLAND
All of these end-of-the-world scenarios are too contrived. Every worldwide political event is now cause for Armageddon; nothing comes of it. If we’re going to pull a “dinosaur” it’s probably going to be caused by something really boring like in Vonnegut’s Galápagos.
If you really want to know when the end of the world is here there are two things that will trigger it…
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As biblically prophesied, there shold be a full scale attack from the Russians/Middle East on Israel, of which Israel will be saved by supernatural means. Of course this hasn’t happened yet, but it is biblically prophesied I believe in Ephesians somewhere, which everybody for the longest time thought was ludicrous…until middle 20th centery (can’t remember the year) when Israel established a country again. Keep an eye on the news, and if this event occurs, then we will officially be screwed.
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The Cubs win the world series…no explanation required…then we will be officially screwed
- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley cup!
- Hockey becomes America’s National pasttime
- I start to enjoy basketball and soccer. (How did this suddenly become all about sports? lol)
Haha, I’ve seen that long ago. Pretty funny too. “WTF Mate?” ![]()
Mars is laughing at us and some huge metoer is like “Whoa **** that”.
XFD
that’s actually pretty funny. That meteor part had my stomach aching. I love watching funny stuff late at night, it’s always ten times funnier
lol multiple-celled organisms and their viruses.
lol computers and their viruses and their bad humor
XD (I shouldn’t be the one to talk lol)
ATLEAST WE HAVE SYSTEM RESTORE! all you have is life and death.
Well that is why i am not human
Cough
what? ![]()
I just killed the chat lol ![]()
YAAAAAAAY! FLU SEASON IS COMING UP! ![]()
Screw the Swine flu, now the bird flu is something to be scared of…60% mortality rate? No thanks. Also when is north korea going to nuke us?
Lol. That’s pretty funny. I like Graph Jam.