Well guys, we are officially screwed.

I was in swine flu country today. I traveled up to that Monmouth County place I was talking about before, the place in NJ with a confirmed swine flu case. I was scared. I didn’t want to get infected. Even though it’s probably like the normal flu, which I had last year, I still don’t want to get it.

On the radio this morening, They were talking about how
they thought that Obabma invented the Swine flu and that’s why
he has been hugging and high-fiving foriegn leaders:
to give them all the virus! LOL (hlisten)

Well they are saying that it is no worse than the normal seasonal flu now

LOL I wasn’t too worried about it to begin with anyways! LOL (hlisten)

Sure, it’s spreading like crazy, and caused some deaths…but flus can be cured.
I mean vaccinatied or injected with those vaccines could definitly protect you, with your immune system.
So it’s obvious to just wait. And I’ll bet 5 dollars (Only Canadian) that it’ll end sometime around this year.
If not, I just lost 5 bucks.

What’s that… $50 American now? lol

I think you may be right

Hey, guess what guys!
One of the guys in my pre-calculus class has H1N1 influenza A and I think I have it too!

sounds fun!

Really Jan?

I’m feeling a little better today, so I’m not sure. It’s probably just the cold that has also been going around in my school.

Besides, remember Mad Cow Disease.
That wasn’t big of a deal. We got through it easily.
As we all know, good things must come to an end.
So must the bitter evil of all things.
We’ll survive, no doubt. Cycle of Life, man.
I am not a hippie.

I forgot about the swine flu until I saw this thread. I was like, “Oh yeah, that swine flu thing. I can’t believe people are still making a big deal about it.”

stll? this thread showed up like two days after the deal appeard on our local news…

…I better not be getting the ‘swine’ flu…
I just know that I am getting sick with something…

even of you do get the swine flu, it is probably no worse than the regular flu.

that is whhy I put the word “swine” in “’” marks…

I just meant that I hope I am not getting sick period…

um…those marks would be called quotation marks…

I meant the little single ones like ’

those are still quotation marks, " is double quotation marks and ’ is single quotation marks, both are acceptable

And that concludes yet another exciting grammar lesson with Clonefan841

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090525/ap_ ... as_nuclear](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090525/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear)

Didn’t North Korea just recently pledge to never flex their nuclear arms as blindly as this? North Korea, we know you can afford weapons! All while your country starves! Now the whole world is pissed at them, even their greatest ally, china.
Considering on a scale of 1-10 Kim Jong’s crazy factor is a 24 this is how I see this would follow through

Step1: North Korea Promises not to follow through with unauthorized nuclear tests
Step2: North Korea follows through with unauthorized nuclear tests <-------------------- WE ARE HERE
Step3: UN/Nato Invades North Korea by the end of 2009/ Q1 2010
Step4: North Korea Bombs Alaska
Step5: Us Annexed Canada
Step6: Canada gets pissed
Step7: PIssed off canada annexed US… CIVIL WAAAAR
Step8: Pissed off Western hemisphere attempts to wipe those damn Koreans off the map and from our history textbooks
Step9: Cuba China Russia Korea China vs Rest of the world… I got my money on the rest of the world
Step10: WWIII Finally comes. Korea Receives long overdue ass-whooping
Step11: Communist countries launch nuclear warheads at non-communist countries
Step12: Non-Communist countries launch nuclear warheads at communist countries
Step13: AAAAHHH MOTHERLAND
Step14: :D
Step15: (hlisten) :mrgreen: (rnote)
Step16: PROFIT
Step17: Play Fallout 3 to see what happens next.