What instrument(s) do you play?

Brostar · April 22, 2011, 1:56pm

DarkChameleon:

A translation, eh? Well, I have some fairly solid ideas, but as you can see, this is clearly a very alien tongue we’re dealing with here. I’ll see what I can make out of this deeply obfuscated text and report back.

FBBH:

As it should be demonstrated by the aesthetic features of my posting when taken as a whole, I’m a bored prepubescent lacking the capability to reason my arguments with civility and any sense of humbleness, and as such I plan to make everyone’s life slightly harder by typing my unintelligible and uneducated views with sporadically dispersed nonsensical symbols plus rarely seen and inappropriate lower-case letters scattered amidst a sea of unsightly capitals and deliberate mistakes, both of the orthological and grammatical kind.

To state my first and most prominent point, I must declare my ignorance to this concept of “multi-posting”. Such an idea, or rather the word in itself should seemingly be self-evident in it’s etymology, but as mentioned before, my motor functions drastically lack the capabilities to process information at any reasonable level simply through the inexperience one is expected to carry at my age. I, instead, rely on the workings of others to show to me the things of the world that I, even at my level, should be able to deduce myself - if not by logic, simply by basic research.

The next item I wish to share is my apparently indiscriminate and untamed outrage at this forum and the brigands who rule it with their cruel and unforgiving fists of iron. I shall curse this particular platform to the extent of my malnourished and uncultured vocabulary. I stumble around the barren wilderness of nought but bitter and unrelenting emptiness of my mind, shepherding the few various dilapidated, wind carried items I can find to the limit of my brain, and I project them with great vengeance and furious anger! I shall not rest until my fruitless and unimposing rage is known to the world, or at the very least, to the general greyness of the influential reach of this forum.

I have nought left to say, but that has not deterred me from spouting whatever frivolous gibberish I can muster up until fatigue envelopes me, as I sink to my knees, weary of the insignificant levels of energy I have harnessed and released to make my points known. I cannot say I have expressed myself like a gentleman, but I feel no shame in my actions. I care not of the distress that I set out to achieve but that I have undoubtedly failed to cause among the masses. I shall return to the recesses of my fragile psyche, relishing the day some whey-faced, solipsistic character (who by no means fits those definitions by any perception but my own) engages me in a duel of the wits, which, although inevitably will lead to my egotistical demise will garner the attention I so deeply require to fill the gaping void of fulfilment of purpose inherent from my ever ongoing, both physical and mental, childhood.

I think I got everything…

(too harsh?)

Post of the year.

Kaveman · April 23, 2011, 6:30pm

Oftentimes, ideas get lost in translation. The recent translation which the board is currently discussing, however, is one of those rare times were ideas are added during the translation … along with absurd and satirical amounts of confusing verbosity. I would respectfully remove my headwear in response to DarkChameleon’s humorous utilization of the English language, were I wearing any aforementioned headwear.

isaiah · April 26, 2011, 12:06am

Hell yeah, Drums ftw.

fran5 · April 26, 2011, 12:22am

I think you should speak whit him to know why is he spamming

Tsukasa · April 26, 2011, 12:26am

He’s spamming because he’s eight,

fran5 · April 26, 2011, 12:43am

It isn’t the reason…

Tsukasa · April 26, 2011, 1:48am

Or maybe he’s trying to express his affection for Sonic-related items by spamming ridiculous messages, which are secretly subliminal messages to get us to buy more Sega products.

Nice try FBBH, nice try…

Nuselline · April 26, 2011, 4:09pm

Maybe he’s a next-generation spambot.

fran5 · April 26, 2011, 9:26pm

I think we must teach him why he need to NO post UNNECESSARY posts, and no taunt, fall down,… him

Tsukasa · April 26, 2011, 10:31pm

I don’t think he visits this site anymore.

Nuselline · April 27, 2011, 10:59am

We’re 22 posts away from his last post in this topic.

QVX_797 · April 28, 2011, 8:01am

Exactly…and why didn’t any mods warn him if its such a big deal? (i only saw him do it maybe 2 or 3 times…but if it happened alot more then you should at least warn/temp ban him)

ANYWAY, What instrument(s) do you play?

I actually saw a guy busking once…with a drum kit made out of like…barrels and tins etc…it was awesome

Nuselline · April 28, 2011, 9:50am

We did warn him … 4 times, plus me and Fire pm’d him, and someone might’ve temp banned him.

Oh yeah, I er…play the tin whistle.

guitarskills · April 28, 2011, 11:36pm

2 people banned him!

FBBH · May 10, 2011, 8:21pm

yeah i do

i heard that…

wat now? are you gonna kill me? fine.

Nuselline · May 10, 2011, 9:00pm

Sorry, but I banned you for a while.

fran5 · May 10, 2011, 9:35pm

Are you kiddin’ us?

It wont be good for you

StarWarsXD · May 12, 2011, 2:57pm

I really need to start paying more attention to topics other than just the songs one.

guitarskills · May 12, 2011, 10:07pm

I really need to start paying more attention to song topics other than just the other ones.

StarWarsXD · May 12, 2011, 11:08pm

Well that is a much smaller amount of posts.