Tobuscus.
WYR be friends with ponies on MLP or with ponies in real life.
Neither.
WYR Take a ride in the TARDIS or in a DeLorean?
TARDIS
WYR TYPE IN CAPITALS OR ONLY LOWERCASE?
only lowercase.
wyr buy deadmau5’s album, 4x4=12, or pre order his upcoming album, >album title goes here<?
New album, new music that only about 200,000,000 Pre ordered!
YYEES!
I guess…
WYR, have your yourself as a character in Mortal Kombat or Have yourself as a default character in Guitar hero?
guitar hero.
wyr notice only the background of things, like for example notice the white first on this page, or never notice the background of things?
Never notice the background, so I can see what’s on the page.
WYR be in agonizing pain for a week, or mild pain for your whole life?
Agony. It will increase my pain tolerance. Constant pains are annoying.
WYR have the Golden Touch or the Anti-golden Touch? (basically, its when gold turns you into gold)
Anti-golden touch, I think turning into gold is one of the nice ways of dying.
WYR be forced to eat 2.20462 pounds of chocolate a day, or no chocolate for the rest of your life?
No chocolate.
Wyr be a terrible piano player. Or rather be good after 3 years of teaching?
Be good after 3 years. I actually play piano (five years now!).
WYR Drink three cans of soda a day or drink only water?
Water.
WYR fly a Blackbird or a Blackhawk?
Black hawk, It has “Hawk” in the name,
And also:
I do that now. 
drinks pepsi
WYR drink diet coke or pink lemonade kool-aid for the rest of your life?
Gah, I hate both, but pink lemonade kool-aid, because I don’t like soda very much (even when I do drink it, I shake it up so the bubbles go away).
WYR star in a Broadway production or write the entire script?
Star in it, What’s the point of writing it if you don’t get any credit?
WYR talk backwards or walk backwards FTROYL?
It’d be pretty cool to walk backwards FTROML. At least people’d understand what I’m saying.
WYR have an arm cannon or an arm blade?
Armblade, BARAKA STYLE!
WYR run across hot coals or have arthritis?
Running across hot coals is not that hard,
WYR cut off the middle finger of your left hand or the little finger of your right hand?
Um… Little finger of the right hand, seeing as I’m left-handed and I wouldn’t really be able to write without a middle finger…
WYR always misspell the days of the week and months of the year (today is Mondfayy, by the way, and tomorrow’s Tueassddsasy, in the month of Auwsgust.), or always mispronounce said days and months (Mundey, Taisdey, Eagast)?
Months, They seem easier to understand…
WYR Use Fruity Loops or Notessimo to make a rock song?