Would You Rather...?

Coke.

WYR have hands made of glass or paper?

Paper, because I could just tape up my hands if they got torn.

WYR punt a rock, or a glass ball? I don’t know. Lol.

Rock.

WYR cross a tightrope over a pit of lava or a floor of spikes?

Pit of lava. (It doesn’t matter because all of this is fiction! :3)

WYR be a cat or dog?

Cat, they seem so carefree.

WYR lick a cat or dog?

Uhh… cat.

WYR fly a plane or a helicopter?

Helicopter, they seem easier.

WYR lick a plane or helicopter?

Helicopter. A plane is used a lot.

WYR be a vegetable or fruit?

Vegetable. More chance of not being eaten.

WYR live in a house made of carrots or parsnips?

Carrots. I love carrots.

WYR rather eat onions or brussel sprouts?

Onions, I prefer them.

WYR wear clothes made out of food, or eat food made out of clothes, forever?

Clothes made out of food.
I would never go hungry.

WYR talklikethisfortherestofyourlife or t a l k l i k e t h i s f o r t h e r e s t o f y o u r l i f e ?

I think the first is easier to read. So, the second.

WYR spread blood on your toast radially or linearly?

Radially.

WYR drink glue or paint?

paint.
WYR drive a lambourguini or a ferrari?

A lamborghini, because it’s harder to spell.

WYR puke marbles or have tongues for hair?

…Tongue hair. I’d rather not choke on my vomit.

WYR have heat vision or night vision?

Night vision FTW!

WYR live forever, but be stuck as an 18 year old Emo, or be able to transform into a brick wall…permanently.

I’d like to be able to transform into a wall. I’d never do it though.

WYR live in the city or countryside?

country
WYR get gold in the olympics or win a high amount of money?