Would You Rather...?

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wyr eat one marshmallow now, or have two when you get home?
from this topic > http://www.notessimo.net/topic/206-1-or-wait/

eat one now.
wyr count to 1 billion or count a billion digits of pi?

Doesn’t really matter.

WYR be the one who eats shoots and leaves or be the one who eats, shoots, and leaves?

Eats shoots and leaves. Because fuck guns.

WYR be a walrus with large tusks but with a lower ability to swim? Or vice versa.

Vice versa.

WYR die by hanging or drowning?

Hanging, definitely.

WYR be a walrus or penguin?

penguin
wyr live in the Sahara (desert) or Antartica?

Sahara, Antarctica seems uninhabitable unless I was living in a research station.

WYR eat a lot of fish or a lot of ham?

A lot of fish, there are lots of varieties :3
WYR have the ability to poop and have nothing to clean up ever?

OR

Have a permanent case of explosive diarrhea but also get anything you want for free?

nothing to clean EVER.

WYR have flat soda or stale popcorn?

Flat soda.

WYR play Crysis 3 or Dead Space 3?

Crysis 3

WYR play Guitar Hero III or Rock Band 3?

Rock Band 3.

WYR eat insects or raw fish?

Raw Fish.
WYR or not?

i would rather.
wyr jump off Angel Falls(Venezuela)
or Willis tower(Chicago, Illinois, USA)?

Angel falls (longer fall to ensure death, also I think it’s a more peaceful place to die).

WYR fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse size duck?

100 duck-sized horses. More fun.

WYR use a sniper rifle or a gatling gun?

Sniper is more fun

WYR listen to my music all day or jump off a building?

Listen to music all day is less painful.

WYR Drive a Ferrari or a Lambourghini?

Doesn’t matter, I’d crash it within the hour. But if I had to choose, I’d do the Lamborghini. It’s harder to spell.

WYR have all the money in the world and no friends or be broke and be able to make friends with everyone?