Would You Rather...?

glisten to good music for 100 years, cause , well, its good…

WYR live in North or South Dakota?

which one has the Mount Rushmore?

WYR live in a city with a bunch of professional sports teams, or live in a city without?

South dakota…

Answer: no sport teams

WYR watch Nickelodeon or Disney channel for the rest of your life?

Disney channel.

WYR make a song with only pianos or make a song with only Drums & Percussions?

Pianos

WYR take a bath or a shower, both being 30 minutes

shower

WYR do cartwheels naked in front of your english teacher or go up in front of the entire class to the chalkboard with ripped pants by your rear end?

rip my pants…

WYR be reincarnated as a cat or a dog?

Pug.

Wyr eat a raw egg or a ghost pepper?

raw egg…

WYR sniff salt or sugar?

Sugar, i’m a candy slicker.

WYR have the Wacky Races have returned or just be a cheesy newer cartoon slicker dicker?

wonders what a slicker dicker is chooses first option

WYR be a homeless man/woman twerking for money
or
have a job cleaning restrooms at gas stations?

I would clean restrooms at those gas stations, because Miley Cyrus is banned because of twerking & i don’t want to have the same lot as she had.

WYR repair a Microwave or a Toaster?

Toaster

WYR go to a baseball or football game?

Ummmmmmm… i’ll go to a Football game.

WYR play a PVC instrument or a Homemade Marimba?

gosh a homemade marimbaVerbist

WYR have Verbist stop talking about Homemade Marimbas or PVC instruments?

Oh that’s a hard one. Question, that is.
Umm, how about homemade marimbas.
But I don’t mind him talking about either.

But, WYR not be able to see yourself, or not be able to see others?

not be able to see yourself…

WYR never watch tv or go outside ever again?

never watch tv

WYR have been born with eight toes on each feet
or
have been born with no big toes?

eight toes… i can be a freak show…

WYR have a cat or a really loud annoying barking dog?

dog.

WYR have a parrot which repeats everything you say
or
or a bird (not a parrot) that s**ts everywhere in your house