Would You Rather...?

parrot that repeats everything you say…

WYR go to England or Spain for a month?

spain!

wyr die by hanging or by guillotine?

Guillotine, but it’d be personalised.

Wyr be the very best or pass the test?

Be the Bestest (Ham-hams for best).

WYR listen to Pentatonic Rock With Xylophones (version 1.2) or to Woodworking Stories?

No.

Wry Change your sex or race?

race. hola. yo soy mexicano.
WYR pasa la aspiradora o hace tu tarea?

wut

WYR have the feeling to pee or poop at every moment of time

pee…
WYR be a six foot tall athlete or a five foot tall buisnessman/woman?

A 6ft Tall Athlete.

WYR be in Gryffondor or in Slytherin?

RAVENCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Wyr go to battleon or wyrven.

I dont drink soda… but i would choose pepsi

WYR be colorblind or legally blind?

Colorblind, at least i can still see.

WYR fly or have x-ray vision?

Fly

WYR be able to hold your breath infinitely
or
not get any cuts/scrapes/bruises/etc.

hold your breath

WYR be a cat or a dog for a whole week?

A dog.

WYR put a post in my keyboard thread or in my PVC Instruments Thread?

how about in your top 50 car’s thread?

WYR have no texting or no calling on your phone?

No texting

WYR hace one eye or one foot

one eye. ARRRRRGH IM A PIRATE

WYR join a pie eating contest or a hot dog eating contest?

1 Like

pie eating contest

WYR be in a war and not die, but get injured
or
die in 5 years

The first choice.

WYR eat sausages or Eggs?