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WYR eat a sweaty shoe or a human foot?
A sweaty human foot. Delicious
Wyr uv, wx or yz.
First one
WYR ¿Vas a las montanas para esquiar o la playa para nadar?
wut?
WYR pee on a sidewalk or vomit on your crush?
Wait… you got spanish in yo signature, but don’t know what I just said?
Pee on a sidewalk
WYR Take a bullet to the head or take your head to a bullet?
Take my head to a bullet
WYR double post or triple post?
i typed it in on google translate
anyway…
Triple?
WYR wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses, since I already wear them.
WYR build with Legos or Mega Blox?
Legos
WYR eat the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper or get stabbed 5 times in the chest with a 4-inch knife?
Eat the pepper.
WYR play with Legos or with Kapla planks.
Legos 
WYR see a murder or commit murder?
See it
WYR Eat rocks for every meal for one day or have your hand as a pencil sharpener
pencil sharpener hand
WSYR eat potatoes or corn for the rest of your life?
corn
WYR use your head as a hammer or your teeth as pliers
Hammer head
WYR consciously bite all of your own fingers or cut off all of your toes with a knife?
bite fingers.
WYR lie down next to a calm peaceful lake with your boyfriend/girlfriend
or
run through an endless field full of flowers with your boyfriend/girlfriend
calm lake
WYR eat cheetos or doritos
cheetos
WYR win 500 million dollars and have 7/10ths go towards taxes
or
win 100 million and none going to taxes
$500 mil cuz you would have $150 mil left right?
WYR go to Bora Bora or Africa?