Would You Rather...?

Fuck Tony Abott. JESSE EISENBURG!!!

Wyr die a criminal or divorced?

Divorced.

WYR be cunning or nice?

nice

WYR eat salt or sugar?

sugar

WYR be a fish or a bird

a fish, i enjoy swimming.

WYR watch Twilight or Harry Potter?

ugh twilight, they both suck massive balls

WYR run 30 mph or never run again

30 MPH

WYR drive a Bugatti or a helicopter to and from school

helicopter

WYR see a movie or watch tv?

hmmm… wtch a movie.

WYR have a pirate themed birthday party or a clown themed birthday party?

PIRATE
i hate clowns

WYR be nice to everybody or be able to fly

Be able to fly.

WYR Watch Thomas & Friends or Ed Edd & Eddy?

Thomas and friends

WYR be a bird or a cow

Cow, i’m too heavy to be a bird.

WYR play an analog synthesizer or a digital synthesizer? (i’d better put that on my keyboard thread)

um idk

WYR go to Hawaii or Florida?

Florida.

WYR play a Gibson guitar or a Carvin guitar?

neither

WYR lick the floor or the wall?

the wall.

WYR have a stapler collection
or a rubberband collection?

rubber band

WYR see the color red or purple only for the rest of your life

purple

WYR be sent to max. security prison for a week or be homeless for a week?

prison

WYR be a boy or a girl