a boy!
WYR go skydiving without a parachute
or
go scuba diving with an oxygen tank with a leak/hole in it?
Skydive w/o a parachute. Quick death.
WYR be deathly afraid of peanuts or peaches?
peaches.
WYR dress as ronald McDonald to promote McDonalds
or
Dress as Chucky cheese to promote that place?
I despise fast food but I would go with the first one
WYR type in Times New Roman or Courier New
courier new cause i like how it looks
WYR listen to an opera or skrillex?
Opera. At least the fat lady has good musical accompaniment.
WYR get your head stuck in a trash can or your feet in wet cement?
head in a trashcan
WYR see your teacher doing yoga or see your teacher working out at a gym?
yoga
WYR give up your
cell phone
or
musical instrument
musical instrument
WYR be a sea turtle or eat sugar the rest of your life?
Sea turtle.
They’re so adorable.
Wyr become gay or metrosexual?
Metrosexual.
WYR listen to Harry and the Potters or Draco and The Malfoys?
Ugh. neither.
WYR listen to Daft Punk’s Homework, or Human After All?
uuuuuhhhhh… the second one?
WYR go back in time and and have Mozart listen to Dubstep
or
go into the way future and force people to listen to music off of a record player?
First one.
WYR be Chivalrous or Cunning?
cunning
WYR go on a date to a movie theater or walk through a park for a date?
Walk through a park. Unless it’s a really good movie.
WYR eat regular applesauce or strawberry applesauce?
Regular.
WYR get wrecked or get shreked?
shrek’d
WYR have Minecraft or GTA in real life?
GTA because it basically is real life in a nutshell.
WYR be a bag of Doritos or a can of spam?
Bag o’ Doritos. Deliciously screwed.
Would you rather be surrounded by giant spiders(for clarification, their abdomens measure 5.79485854 feet in circumference), or flying spiders?