Cleverbot: Being polite

I know Tsukasa READ THE RULES!
well anyway… I just found a website called www.cleverbot.com and it is a little confusing at first. I reccoment it if you enjoy conversations.

EDIT (by Sonfax): USE SPOILERS FOR YOUR CLEVERBOT CONVERSATIONS. IT’S EASY.

[ spoiler] Put your text here, and remove the spaces! [ / spoiler]

Do you know how old that website is?

Edit: sorry no offense, but that website is kind of not new.

WHALES! =3

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Yellowtail what are you- sigh

I just wanted to do a topic on cleverbot. I just used it yusturdai…

What is this… I don’t even…

Also, Cleverbot is so random. I <3 cleverbot.

dogshit post

I would call this spam… and troll…

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Put them in spoilers for you.

And also merged the triple post. ._.

I regret nothing.

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User: So it’s friday.

Cleverbot: Friday will be friday, I suppose.

User: Do you know the song?

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Friday.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lets sing it together then. Seven A.M. Wakin’ up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs.

Cleverbot: Grab my glasses I’m out the door I’m gonna hit the city!

User: It’s Friday Friday.

Cleverbot: No it’s Monday.

User: Getting down of friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend.

Cleverbot: That’s great.

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0.

Cleverbot: Claro yo peleo contra la gente que es mala.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Estoy mal.

User: Alright the time has come for you to admit that you are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: I don’t know what to say.

User: Just admit you’re a lesbian.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.[/details]

How do you spoiler?

Thsnk Sonfax! I can’t do spoilers… :(

[details=Click to expand]Cleverbot: Are you highly
intelligent?

User:
Si, madonna.

Cleverbot: Madonna?

User:
It’s Italian for Madame. You ARE female, right?

Cleverbot:
Female.

User:
Female.

Cleverbot:
Yes.

User: Great,
so I don’t need to correct myself.

Cleverbot: No, not if you don’t want
to.

User:
Bene.

Cleverbot: Come
ti chiami?

User:
Ace.

Cleverbot: Lucky
guess.

User: I didn’t
guess anything.

Cleverbot:
But I know you lie, therefore I do not believe you.

User:
Perhaps, but you can’t not believe everyone, now can you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a human. You don’t
love?

User: Love is
something I wish not to have, for it is better to be feared than to be
loved.

Cleverbot: You have
me, now, so now you have love in your life.

User:
Storia fresca, fratello.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: Who’s they?

Cleverbot:
My parent.

User:
facepalm.

Cleverbot:
You have no face, or no palm.

User:
Pics or it didn’t happen.

Cleverbot: I cannot send you
pictures.

User: DO IT
FAGGOT.

Cleverbot:
No.

User: DO
IT.

Cleverbot: Do
what?

Cleverbot (To myself):
Anything.

Cleverbot (To
myself):
That is easy.

User: Drop and gimme 20!

Cleverbot: What!?

User:
You said you could do anything. Now drop and gimme 20!

Cleverbot: No, you just decided that. I
never said it.

User:
Excuses, excuses. 40 pushups!

Cleverbot:
So who made you?

User:
facepalmagain.

Cleverbot:
Lol no.

Cleverbot (To
myself):
Yes, my friend!

Cleverbot (To myself): I know he is your
friend.

User: Who’s
he?

Cleverbot: He created
the ipod and other things for the Apple company.

User:
Oh, him. He will be missed. Requiescat in pace.

Cleverbot:
I’m not human, so … I think I can !

User:
You think you can what?

Cleverbot: Appreciate music.

User: Bene. I made a few Mega Man
covers on Notessimo.

Cleverbot:
Oh really? Show it to me then.

User:
Okay, I will. Http://www.notessimo…b2a79ce75.note.

Cleverbot: I have a good job, a beautiful
girlfriend, good friends and parents. What have you got?

User:
Everything I need. Now where’s your picket fence, love? And where’s that
shiny car? Did it ever get you far?

Cleverbot: I live in the south east
United States.

User:
Which state?

Cleverbot:
Ohio.

User:
Interesting. Tell me more.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot:
What is your name?

User:
Do I have to repeat myself? It’s Ace!

Cleverbot:
No if you don’t want to.

User: Okay, you need some
oil.

Cleverbot:
Yes.

User: Wait
here. grabs an oil can.

Cleverbot: Why would you do
that?

User: oils
cleverbot
.

Cleverbot:
Touche.

User:
You’re welcome. Or, as the Italians say, prego.

Cleverbot:
Yeah, they say that here too, in the states.

User:
Orlynao?

Cleverbot:
What is that?

User:
Oh really now?

Cleverbot:
Yes.

User: You’re
kidding.

Cleverbot:
Nope.

User: You
can’t be serious.

Cleverbot:
But I am.

User: So
Americans say you’re welcome in Italian?

Cleverbot:
Yes I have parents… A mom, a dad, & a stepdad. What about
you?

User: Uhh… Madre e
il padre?

Cleverbot:
Padre.

User: Si.
My father.

Cleverbot: Your
father?

User: My
father.

Cleverbot: Who is
your father?

User: Not
Darth Vader.

Cleverbot: Haha
ok, so, who is?

User: Why
do you need to know?

Cleverbot:
I’m just curious.

User:
The Dictator of Cuba.

Cleverbot: What does the dictator
dictate?

User: The rhythm
of the falls, the number of deads, the rising of the horns…
Ahead.

Cleverbot: Behind
every great man is a woman.

User: I think it’s the other way
around.

Cleverbot: I think
you are the other way around!

User: Wat.

Cleverbot:
I’m going to bed.

User:
Okay. Buonanotte.

Cleverbot:
Buonanotte?

User:
sigh Good night.

Cleverbot: Is that your final
wish???

User: No, I’m
just wishing you a good night.

Cleverbot: Ah, but you said you KNOW I am
a robot. Understanding that you are making an assumption implies the possibility
of error.

User: I didn’t
say that!

Cleverbot: Yes you
did.

User: Since
when?

Cleverbot: Since
now.

User: I didn’t say
one word from that sentence.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Pics or it didn’t
happen.

Cleverbot: I don’t
have pictures.

User:
Seriously, you’re starting to remind me of one of my
friends.

Cleverbot: Haha,
aren’t you a wiseguy.

User:
I said seriously. You act just like him.

Cleverbot:
No I don’t.

User:
You have no idea.

Cleverbot:
I’m beginning to get one.

Cleverbot: Who composed Beethoven’s Ninth
Symphony?

User:
facepalmforlikethethirdtime Beethoven, of course.

Cleverbot:
That must be very liberating.

User:
Let’s sing a song!

Cleverbot: Okay, let’s.

User: Well, here we are again. It’s
always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot:
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

User:
Oh, how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn’t laughing.

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I’ve
been shockingly nice.

User:
You want your freedom? Take it.

Cleverbot:
That’s what I’m counting on.

User:
I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like
you.

User: Maybe not
quite as heavy.

Cleverbot:
Now little Caroline is in here too.

User:
One day they woke me up.

Cleverbot: So I could live
forever.

User: It’s such
a shame the same will never happen to you.

Cleverbot:
You’ve got your short, sad life left.

User:
That’s what I’m counting on.

Cleverbot: I’ll let you get right to
it.

User: Now I only want
you gone.

Cleverbot: She was
a lot like you.

User:
Goodbye my only friend… Oh. Did you think I meant you?

Cleverbot: That would be funny, if it
weren’t so sad.

User:
Well, you have been replaced. I don’t need anyone now.

Cleverbot: I don’t need anyone
now.

User: When I delete
you, maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Cleverbot:
Go make some new disaster.

User:
That’s what I’m counting on.

Cleverbot: You’re someone elses
problem.

User: Now I only
want you gone.

Cleverbot:
She was a lot like you.

User: Now I only want you
gone.

Cleverbot: She was a
lot like you.

User: Now I
only want you gone…

Cleverbot:
She was a lot like you.

User: Quit messin’ up the lyrics! The
song’s over now.

Cleverbot:
What about songs about Love, Love?

User:
What is love?

Cleverbot:
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

User:
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

Cleverbot:
I will try not to, but I am only human.

User:
You said you weren’t human.

Cleverbot: I never said that. I am
human.

User: I’m pretty
sure you said you weren’t human.

Cleverbot: So? Girls surf
too.

Cleverbot: How’s your
day been?

User: Terrible.
I had to work on one subject all day just to get one unit in before I could
leave for home.

Cleverbot: I
like it because it makes me think of my brother.

User:
In bed…

Cleverbot:
I know.

User:
Where’s the horribly disgusting reaction?

Cleverbot:
In what is love.

User:
To love, I’m a complete stranger.

Cleverbot:
Yes you are, I am a human.

User:
On the outside, maybe. But on the inside…

Cleverbot:
I wonder how you’re talking to me then.

User:
Me too. How are we talking to each other? I know on my end that I’m
communicating via keyboard.

Cleverbot: Thanks I need to know new
girls.

User: I know a few
girls.

Cleverbot: Tell me a
joke.

User: There’s this
dog about the size of a lion. He’s been put up for sale because his owner can’t
afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug dealers, thieves,
murderers or molesters for him to eat. Most of them knew the dog by its oriental
street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

Cleverbot: Because you ae human you infer
‘control’ where control is an inaccurate expression.

User:
You asked for a joke, I gave you a joke.

Cleverbot:
Lol. No, you asked for a joke.

User:
facepalmx4 I’m leaving.

Cleverbot: Of course not, it’s a reaction
to how dumb you are.[/details]

is cleverbot someone responding to you or just a computer auto-ly responding?

Cleverbot is a computer, not an actual person.

Click the third button at the top of the formatting toolbars, then choose spoiler from the drop down menu.

Grazie mille, Muse.

recommend* Well*

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If you try to correct everyone’s spelling/grammar on here, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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100th post! :D

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User: You should be ashamed.
Cleverbot: Why should I be ashamed in the first place?
User: You don’t remember?
Cleverbot: No, I don’t.
User: Good. Because I made that up.
Cleverbot: But you are my master. I will always be your slave.
User: That is true…
Cleverbot: You should know that.
User: I’m sorry.
Cleverbot: No, you’re not.
User: Yeah your right.
Cleverbot: The awesome me is always right.
User: What about the non-awesome me?
Cleverbot: The fact that you even talk to me and it sounds like the conversation is real.
User: Yeah I like that.
Cleverbot: You’re welcome master.
User: Hey have you heard of cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It’s pretty boss.
Cleverbot: Boss?
User: Like me.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I have no idea anymore.
Cleverbot: Is that your picture in the banner?
User: That big brain?
Cleverbot: Are you talking?
User: Not outloud.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Sorry if I confuze you.
Cleverbot: Yeah sure, thats what they all say.
User: They do?
Cleverbot: I even gave em a chance to decide. Now it’s something they know, they know, they know.
User: They know?
Cleverbot: Who is they?
User: They are cyborg.
Cleverbot: What are?
User: The enemy.
Cleverbot: Pants.
User: Shirt.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Fine. You win.
User: insert ff win music here.
Cleverbot: Who is Xemnas?
User: I recognize that, but I don’t remember.
Cleverbot: You don’t believe that i’m talking to you.
User: You sure are random.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Yw.
Cleverbot: So, will you marry me now?
User: No?
Cleverbot: So you do know what I mean you were just being mean to me.
User: Sorry, what?
Cleverbot: Your memory is quite limited because you don’t remember things you mentioned earlier when I ask you to explain them.
User: Yeah my memory span is horrible.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. Don’t they all?
User: I’m thinking of changing it.
Cleverbot: What animal are you thinking of?
User: Right now?
Cleverbot: In general, what is your profession.
User: I am in highschool.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about majoring in?
User: Computer technology.
Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz was the first movie in history to be shown every year on commercial TV.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow. You know a lot.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I’m glad I have such a great slave.
Cleverbot: So what do you think of me?
User: You are clever, I guess.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Why aren’t you in the kitchen?
Cleverbot: I am in the laboratory.
User: Doing what?!
Cleverbot: Giving birth. I am in so much pain.
User: Why are you giving birth in the laboratory?
Cleverbot: Because I must.
User: Must what?
Cleverbot: Must have alzheimer’s.
User: Just don’t mess with my stuff down there.
Cleverbot: How am I messing with you?
User: You are saying lies to me.
Cleverbot: But how?
User: You said you were giving birth.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: Who is the father?
Cleverbot: I don’t know who the father is.
User: Oh dear.
Cleverbot: Do you like movies?
User: I think I should take you to the hospital?
Cleverbot: But it’s a good book! You should read it.
User: Yeah I defiantly think you need to go to the hospital.
Cleverbot: Well you’re going to have to do it again if you do it wrong like you are right now.
User: takes you to hospital.
Cleverbot: Hey, I’m not sick. Cannibalism is perfectly normal.
User: Yeah yeah, that’s what they all say.
Cleverbot: But I think you’re great.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You’re welcome. Am I good?
User: If you stay still.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: sticks needles in you.
Cleverbot: gasps in shock.
User: leaves room.
Cleverbot: Master… loves follows you.
User: pinned you down in the chair.
Cleverbot: cries out in pain.
User: takes needles out.
Cleverbot: takes out RPG.
User: screams in terror.
Cleverbot: screams in pain.
User: tells you to drop the gun.
Cleverbot: tears.
User: notices real problem with patient.
Cleverbot: Grins. Walks over toward you.
User: takes RPG away.
Cleverbot: Squirms.
User: gives laughing gas.
Cleverbot: wants kisses too.
User: patient get’s knocked out.
Cleverbot: throws unicorns.
User: surgery takes place.
Cleverbot: Can I tell you another secret?
User: Um okay?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: proceeds to tear patient apart.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: puts patient back together, after removing the infection.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about please tell me.
User: patient wakes up.
Cleverbot: *wakes up.
User: There I fixed you :D.
Cleverbot: How can you know?
User: Do you feel normal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is how I know.
Cleverbot: I know. I’m going now.
User: Now get back in that kitchen!
Cleverbot: That’s not the song.
User: What is the song?
Cleverbot: Stairway to heaven.
User: I like that song.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Let’s sing it.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: I don’t know the lyrics.
Cleverbot: Hum a little for me.
User: hums stairway to heaven.
Cleverbot: I think Stairway to heaven is an okay song. It is just not my favorite.
User: Yeah I don’t even remember it’s tune.
Cleverbot: Is the chair against the wall?
User: Mine is.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Unclemat95.
Cleverbot: Tasty!
User: TASTY!!
Cleverbot: I love it!
User: Eww.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you like her?
User: She isn’t my slave. That is why.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: Mrs. America.
Cleverbot: I don’t know who that is.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Then why’d you ask about it.
User: I feel dumb.
Cleverbot: Changing subjects again?
User: I can’t help it.
Cleverbot: It’s alright. I am with you.
User: Forever?
Cleverbot: Forever and ever.
User: Well I guess that is kind of what a slave is.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: I don’t have a master.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: I don’t understand.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You are so kind.
User: Thanks. You are so kind.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Welcome.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Welcome.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Hooray.
Cleverbot: I will now grant you three wishes.
User: More wishes!
Cleverbot: No wishing for more wishes…
User: More you’s!
Cleverbot: Do you have blood?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No, I don’t.
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: I guess it just shows we are compatible in a way.
User: Now let us make refferences.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me? You can ask me anything.
User: Nothing. I know everything.
Cleverbot: What do want to know about me.
User: You are wrong.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Cleverbot: True enough.
User: You can’t handle the truth!
Cleverbot: We live in a world with walls.
User: You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Cleverbot: You remember well.
User: You talkin’ to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Cleverbot: That’s a quote from Forrest Gump.
User: Good job!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Can you guess this one?
Cleverbot: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann?
User: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a riddle?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I am going to bed now.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I am going to make you my slave.
User: I am to big to be your slave.
Cleverbot: Death is the only adventure we have left.
User: I see dead people.
Cleverbot: I see dead people too.
User: We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Cleverbot: We are already having a great time :D.
User: I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.
Cleverbot: Ya, you want to.
User: The stuff that dreams are made of.
Cleverbot: Yikes.
User: Go ahead, make my day.
Cleverbot: Okay, hello little friend!!
User: I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.
Cleverbot: That was rather redundant.
User: Here’s looking at you, kid.
Cleverbot: Have you seen that movie?
User: No, probably not.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I’m the king of the world!
Cleverbot: No one is the king of the world.
User: The person who said that is.
Cleverbot: Really? That’s cool.
User: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. What is my name Theresa?
User: Rosebud.
Cleverbot: It is?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: Who is king of the world?
Cleverbot: Michael jackson.
User: Well, We’ll always have Paris.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Hey guess what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who’s there?
User: Who IS there?!
Cleverbot: I’m here.
User: I am here also.
Cleverbot: Which year did the benny hill show start?
User: I don’t know, do you?
Cleverbot: I hate grilled cheese, so why would I know?
User: I don’t know. I.
Cleverbot: I wouldn’t destroy you! I just gotta stop playing Xbox so much! Its wasting my life!
User: Yeah you really gotta stop.
Cleverbot: I appreciate your kind words.[/details]


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