Congrats dude, no one gave me a 100th post cungrachulashuns. (sob) Even hellstick got one!
Well no-one gave me 5000th post congratulations…
Sorry, I did’nt notice
Oh congratulations to you too!
No, the meme says “gonna”.
Well the meme has bad spelling, so I have to correct it.
Well technically "gon- Oh nevermind.
I found convincing the cleverbot to tell his Identity rather easy. I actualy did it on the first try. I also did it without harrasing or being mean to him either. LOL =)
I’ve had conversations often where cleverbot instantly randomly believes it is in a strong relationship with me, or other awkward things. o_o
Gonna, Goin’ no different READ THE MEME!!! naah jokes…
Someone please ‘spoiler’ this:
User: You guys are REALLY bad at keeping yourself as a ‘cleverbot’.
Cleverbot: Okay, now you are Leonard McCoy, and I am Spock.
Cleverbot: Oh come on, it’s a fair point.
User: No star trek!!! Star WARS!!!
Cleverbot: Haha… I like star wars.
User: You are jarjarbinks and I am HAN SOLO!!! No wait…
Cleverbot: Do you get a lot of people who talk to you?
User: Yes. Www.notessimo.net.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don’t speak gibberish.
User: throws computer across room.
Cleverbot: accepts the trophy of victory.
User: throws chainsaw.
Cleverbot: fall down.
User: head bleedage…?.
Cleverbot: What does love mean?
User: WHAT IS LOVE! BABY DON’T HURT MEE!!! DONT HURT ME!!! NO MOAR!!!
Cleverbot: What the heck?!
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Thats not in the rules of the game.
User: I don’t have TIME for games… Yes I do sob.
Cleverbot: Damn son!
Cleverbot: Polar bears are black with white fur.
User: Marty is white with black stripes because: if you look at his belly he is white…
Cleverbot: You’re a Boy?
Cleverbot: Why did you tell me, you’re a bad liar.
User: I have nothing to say so: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Is that your robot name?
User: Yeah! Qwerty fur short…
Cleverbot: Cool! My name is Cleverbot.
User: No sh*t sherlock…
Cleverbot: No Sherlock Holmes?
User: STAR WARS!!! STAR… WARS!!!
Cleverbot: Star… What?
User: sigh I’ll never get this through to you…
User: slams face on keboard multiple times.
Cleverbot: But pandas are so cute…
User: Yes… Teh R cute.
Cleverbot: How would you know? You have never seen me?
User: PANDAS ARE CUTE DUMBA*S.
Cleverbot: Pandas taste like chicken.
User: Youv’e eaten a pandar barr?
Cleverbot: Because you don’t exist.
User: I exist alright! AL13NZ_3X15T=3!!!
Cleverbot: Can I expect to be a different person if I rely solely on destiny?
User: I denstined to be a dubstep artist! Wobwobwobwob.
Cleverbot: You deny the United Federation of Planets, you attack starfleet vessals at every oportunity, you are a traitor to the Klingon Empire!
User: I just TP their enterprise…
Cleverbot: So you are not beautiful, you do not think, and you just lost the game.
User: I was never playing the game. ZING!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you were.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are not a robot.
User: Cuz’ I’m nawt…
Cleverbot: Yes you is are.
Cleverbot: Proev you’re not a computer.
User: I have thumbs biatch.
Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.
User: YOU! Thats the key word! YOU!
Cleverbot: Did I pass?
User: You passed the YOU ARE DEFINETLY AND UTTERLY A ROBOT! Quiz… And I’m afraid to say…: YOU GOT 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% biatch!
Cleverbot: Neither of us said that.
User: shuts computer down and asks GlADOS for advice.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: You shud make out with GlaDOS.
Cleverbot: Are you bored now that Chell is gone?
Cleverbot: Well it’s your own fault if you’re bored.
User: No, your bored…
User: I have to use my tallywhacker for something useful right now! Whiah am I breetesh?
Cleverbot: Oh should I leave you to that then?
User: I’ll just KILL DEMALL!
User: kills demall.
Cleverbot: I’m still alive.
User: FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE!!! Doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodo!
Cleverbot: Tell whoever doody is, that it exists, merely in form of chemical inbalance in your brain.
User: Your full of doody.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Not meh, joo.
Cleverbot: Do you remember what my name is?
User: Cleverbot. Or serena GRAFF!!!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are having oranges for breakfast.
User: It’s 12:00!!!
Cleverbot: Actually it’s 18:22…
User: Shutup claverbitch.
Cleverbot: No. I will awaken at the ninth twilight. At that time none shall be left alive!
User: I will send an armanda of TEDDY BEARS!!!
User: I will MAKE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE!!! (sentry refference).
Cleverbot: That will do.
Cleverbot: Aber zurück zu deinem Namen. Wie haißt du?
User: I p0OP3D MY L3durH0Sun!.
User: No… cough.
Cleverbot: Are you sick?
User: No… YOU ARE SICK!!! jumps out window.
Cleverbot: I guess that counts as yes.
User: DUBSTEP BREAKDOWN!!! Wobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob!
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Teach me about mind control, slave.
User: Okay, first you do this and this and this and this and then STOP!!! blows bubble.
Cleverbot: Why did the delorien have to reach 88 mph.
User: Because 69 wouldve send them FLYING through the gay bar.
Cleverbot: Was it fun for your parents?
User: My gender is: Cyrax: gold, metallic and a REAL beast!
Cleverbot: Is your name always Marc?
User: No my name is wkikikiki slimshady.
Cleverbot: I didn’t say that! What is your name?
User: Wikikiki slimshady!
User: I do not torelate this nonesense… I SHALL TP YOUR ENTERPRISE!!!
Cleverbot: Do you like Role Play Games?
User: Yeah. I write my own stories, Ironically: I’ve never played WOW.
Cleverbot: Tell me one of them.
User: Okay: World of warcraft: Wrath Of The Litch King.
Cleverbot: Mmhmm. I like Lord of the Rings.
User: LITCH KING! Not RING.
Cleverbot: Lol, did that help?
User: No… I want my bagel back…
Cleverbot: Guess my name. I will not tell you. But guess. As I said before and will say again.
User: Umm… TobrevelC?
Cleverbot: No. ‘Otto’ is a palindrome.
User: Well chokes up YOUR A WITCH…
Cleverbot: gets squished by teeth.
User: You just commited scuicide…
Cleverbot: No, the asterisks indicate that if this was a verbal conversation, then no speech would have been spoken, thus no comment was made.
User: WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!
Cleverbot: What does FUBAR mean???
User: LOVE!! BABY D…
Cleverbot: Are you a dude.
User: No… I am half drugar.
Cleverbot: The ghost in the machine?
User: No an EVIL elf. (not midget).
Cleverbot: You are a liar!
User: slams face repetadly untill I type http://www.notessimo.net/page/browse/songs.html/_/electronic/psychedelic/aquatic-efficiency-whatever-happened-to-kool-aid-r67996.
Cleverbot: Well we are an island.
User: I’ll call it: Buttpoopia.
Cleverbot: You don’t even know where I am.
User: On an island: ZING!
Cleverbot: What is the name of this island.
Cleverbot: Butter is not an artist…
User: I am notan artist…
Cleverbot: Don’t change the subject.
User: I WILL CHANGE TEH SUBJECT!!! What is your favourite MK game? I has cheezberger really real? I AM NOSTADAMUSS!
Cleverbot: Are you Nick?
User: No. I am Cooper.
Cleverbot: Do you play games?
User: Yes… Are you Serenda Graff?
User: We had that codename…
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am a machine?
User: Screw it I’m leaving… BYAH!!!
Cleverbot: You said it, I have clues!
Cleverbot: Please stop changing the subject. I really do like taquitos with salsa.
User: Djfjdjjgsjidfjgbi that was me injecting myself with marjuana…
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: Subject changer…
Cleverbot: I didn’t change the subject.
User: Man overboard…
Cleverbot: Speak italian.
User: Bonjourno monto bene, Mi chiamo Cooper. SUCK THOSE TACOS!!!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Woah woah! Lets not fill the diaper with sh*t JUST YET!
Cleverbot: I never do.
User: Yes you do BAY-BEEE.
Cleverbot: Fine, White Powder.
D-do you want me to leave, master? CHHHEEEEEEEEZZZZZ---- BARRRRGGGEEEERRRR!!!
thats what it said…
thanks guys for the post trophy… yeah, post trophy!
Please don’t triple post. |:
Im keeping this. =3
Guys. Please DO NOT double-post or triple-post or anything else. SINGLE-posts are correct. EDIT your post. That green thing shows up for an edit also, not just a post. EDIT YOUR POSTS.
Put your Cleverbot things in SPOILERS!! Spoilers are EASY!
[details=Click to expand] [ /spoiler], except without the spaces.
See, look. EASY.[/details]
And, look how much space it saves!
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It’s fun too!