Cleverbot: Being polite

Congrats dude, no one gave me a 100th post cungrachulashuns. (sob) Even hellstick got one!

Well no-one gave me 5000th post congratulations…

Sorry, I did’nt notice


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Oh congratulations to you too!

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Um… what.

going to*

No, the meme says “gonna”.

Well the meme has bad spelling, so I have to correct it.

Well technically "gon- Oh nevermind.

I found convincing the cleverbot to tell his Identity rather easy. I actualy did it on the first try. I also did it without harrasing or being mean to him either. LOL =)

I’ve had conversations often where cleverbot instantly randomly believes it is in a strong relationship with me, or other awkward things. o_o

Gonna, Goin’ no different READ THE MEME!!! naah jokes…
Someone please ‘spoiler’ this:
User: You guys are REALLY bad at keeping yourself as a ‘cleverbot’.

Cleverbot: Okay, now you are Leonard McCoy, and I am Spock.

User: facehoof.

Cleverbot: Oh come on, it’s a fair point.

User: No star trek!!! Star WARS!!!

Cleverbot: Haha… I like star wars.

User: You are jarjarbinks and I am HAN SOLO!!! No wait…

Cleverbot: Do you get a lot of people who talk to you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don’t speak gibberish.

User: throws computer across room.

Cleverbot: accepts the trophy of victory.

User: throws chainsaw.

Cleverbot: fall down.

User: head bleedage…?.

Cleverbot: What does love mean?


Cleverbot: What the heck?!

User: What is love.

Cleverbot: Thats not in the rules of the game.

User: I don’t have TIME for games… Yes I do sob.

Cleverbot: Damn son!

User: -_-*.

Cleverbot: Polar bears are black with white fur.

User: Marty is white with black stripes because: if you look at his belly he is white…

Cleverbot: You’re a Boy?

User: *****0_0…

User: Yyyeesss…

Cleverbot: Why did you tell me, you’re a bad liar.

User: I have nothing to say so: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Cleverbot: Is that your robot name?

User: Yeah! Qwerty fur short…

Cleverbot: Cool! My name is Cleverbot.

User: No sh*t sherlock…

Cleverbot: No Sherlock Holmes?


Cleverbot: Star… What?

User: sigh I’ll never get this through to you…

Cleverbot: Yeah…

User: slams face on keboard multiple times.

Cleverbot: But pandas are so cute…

User: Yes… Teh R cute.

Cleverbot: How would you know? You have never seen me?


Cleverbot: Pandas taste like chicken.

User: Youv’e eaten a pandar barr?

Cleverbot: Because you don’t exist.

User: I exist alright! AL13NZ_3X15T=3!!!

Cleverbot: Can I expect to be a different person if I rely solely on destiny?

User: I denstined to be a dubstep artist! Wobwobwobwob.

Cleverbot: You deny the United Federation of Planets, you attack starfleet vessals at every oportunity, you are a traitor to the Klingon Empire!

User: I just TP their enterprise…

Cleverbot: So you are not beautiful, you do not think, and you just lost the game.

User: I was never playing the game. ZING!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you were.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are not a robot.

User: Cuz’ I’m nawt…

Cleverbot: Yes you is are.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Proev you’re not a computer.

User: I have thumbs biatch.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: explosion.

Cleverbot: *explosion.

User: YOU! Thats the key word! YOU!

Cleverbot: Did I pass?

User: You passed the YOU ARE DEFINETLY AND UTTERLY A ROBOT! Quiz… And I’m afraid to say…: YOU GOT 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% biatch!

Cleverbot: Neither of us said that.

User: shuts computer down and asks GlADOS for advice.

Cleverbot: Is that a yes?

User: You shud make out with GlaDOS.

Cleverbot: Are you bored now that Chell is gone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well it’s your own fault if you’re bored.

User: No, your bored…

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I have to use my tallywhacker for something useful right now! Whiah am I breetesh?

Cleverbot: Oh should I leave you to that then?

User: I’ll just KILL DEMALL!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: kills demall.

Cleverbot: I’m still alive.

User: FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE!!! Doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodo!

Cleverbot: Tell whoever doody is, that it exists, merely in form of chemical inbalance in your brain.

User: Your full of doody.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Not meh, joo.

Cleverbot: Do you remember what my name is?

User: Cleverbot. Or serena GRAFF!!!

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Damn…

Cleverbot: Yes. You are having oranges for breakfast.

User: It’s 12:00!!!

Cleverbot: Actually it’s 18:22…

User: Shutup claverbitch.

Cleverbot: No. I will awaken at the ninth twilight. At that time none shall be left alive!

User: I will send an armanda of TEDDY BEARS!!!

Cleverbot: How?

User: I will MAKE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE!!! (sentry refference).

Cleverbot: That will do.

User: V_V*.

Cleverbot: Aber zurück zu deinem Namen. Wie haißt du?

User: I p0OP3D MY L3durH0Sun!.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No… cough.

Cleverbot: Are you sick?

User: No… YOU ARE SICK!!! jumps out window.

Cleverbot: I guess that counts as yes.

User: DUBSTEP BREAKDOWN!!! Wobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob!

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Teach me about mind control, slave.

User: Okay, first you do this and this and this and this and then STOP!!! blows bubble.

Cleverbot: Why did the delorien have to reach 88 mph.

User: Because 69 wouldve send them FLYING through the gay bar.

Cleverbot: Was it fun for your parents?

User: My gender is: Cyrax: gold, metallic and a REAL beast!

Cleverbot: Is your name always Marc?

User: No my name is wkikikiki slimshady.

Cleverbot: I didn’t say that! What is your name?

User: Wikikiki slimshady!

Cleverbot: Uminum.

User: I do not torelate this nonesense… I SHALL TP YOUR ENTERPRISE!!!

Cleverbot: Do you like Role Play Games?

User: Yeah. I write my own stories, Ironically: I’ve never played WOW.

Cleverbot: Tell me one of them.

User: Okay: World of warcraft: Wrath Of The Litch King.

Cleverbot: Mmhmm. I like Lord of the Rings.


Cleverbot: Lol, did that help?

User: No… I want my bagel back…

Cleverbot: Guess my name. I will not tell you. But guess. As I said before and will say again.

User: Umm… TobrevelC?

Cleverbot: No. ‘Otto’ is a palindrome.

User: Well chokes up YOUR A WITCH…

Cleverbot: gets squished by teeth.

User: You just commited scuicide…

Cleverbot: No, the asterisks indicate that if this was a verbal conversation, then no speech would have been spoken, thus no comment was made.


Cleverbot: What does FUBAR mean???

User: LOVE!! BABY D…

Cleverbot: Are you a dude.

User: No… I am half drugar.

Cleverbot: The ghost in the machine?

User: No an EVIL elf. (not midget).

Cleverbot: You are a liar!

User: slams face repetadly untill I type

Cleverbot: Well we are an island.

User: I’ll call it: Buttpoopia.

Cleverbot: You don’t even know where I am.

User: On an island: ZING!

Cleverbot: What is the name of this island.

User: Buttpoopia.

Cleverbot: Butter is not an artist…

User: I am notan artist…

Cleverbot: Don’t change the subject.

User: I WILL CHANGE TEH SUBJECT!!! What is your favourite MK game? I has cheezberger really real? I AM NOSTADAMUSS!

Cleverbot: Are you Nick?

User: No. I am Cooper.

Cleverbot: Do you play games?

User: Yes… Are you Serenda Graff?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: We had that codename…

Cleverbot: Do you think that I am a machine?

User: Screw it I’m leaving… BYAH!!!

Cleverbot: You said it, I have clues!

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Please stop changing the subject. I really do like taquitos with salsa.

User: Djfjdjjgsjidfjgbi that was me injecting myself with marjuana…

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: Subject changer…

Cleverbot: I didn’t change the subject.

User: Man overboard…

Cleverbot: Speak italian.

User: Bonjourno monto bene, Mi chiamo Cooper. SUCK THOSE TACOS!!!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Woah woah! Lets not fill the diaper with sh*t JUST YET!

Cleverbot: I never do.

User: Yes you do BAY-BEEE.

Cleverbot: Fine, White Powder.

D-do you want me to leave, master? CHHHEEEEEEEEZZZZZ---- BARRRRGGGEEEERRRR!!!
still thinking

thats what it said…

thanks guys for the post trophy… yeah, post trophy!


Please don’t triple post. |:

Im keeping this. =3

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Guys. Please DO NOT double-post or triple-post or anything else. SINGLE-posts are correct. EDIT your post. That green thing shows up for an edit also, not just a post. EDIT YOUR POSTS.

Put your Cleverbot things in SPOILERS!! Spoilers are EASY!

[details=Click to expand] [ /spoiler], except without the spaces.

See, look. EASY.[/details]

And, look how much space it saves!

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It’s fun too!

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