Cleverbot: Being polite

…and I just closed it.

:confused: It’s got seven pages and ongoing George; We’re gonna continue :stuck_out_tongue:

did it. wasn’t hard.

This thing is weird… ._.

[details=Click to expand]User: Hello!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bored…

Cleverbot: Why?

User: There’s nothing to do.

Cleverbot: Well, you can talk with me! :).

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Well, it depends…

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: If you’re a girl or not.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Oh. Then I do…

Cleverbot: You do what?

User: Like you.

Cleverbot: You like me? Thanks. That’s nice.

User: :).

Cleverbot: So… You are a girl?

User: I’m a boy… O.e.

Cleverbot: You are a girl.

User: I’m not a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No I’m not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I’m not!

Cleverbot: How so.

[ Censored ]

[ Censored ]

User: You just killed it…

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: What the hell do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean I am British.

User: Hello British.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is ImATotalPieceOfFrickinCrap!

Cleverbot: Yes you told me.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: My name.

User: No, not like that!

Cleverbot: Then like what?

User: Say my name! Like 'ImATotalPieceOfFrickinCrAP.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Do you know yourself?

User: Yes I do…

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Still not swearing.

User: Are you a bot or a human?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: You’re a bot. This site even says you’re programmed from a bot.

Cleverbot: You’re a human.

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Get the heck out.

Cleverbot: Okay. As you wish. Sorry for bothering you.

User: No stay.

Cleverbot: I will stay.

User: Hola, ¿cómo estás?

Cleverbot: Muy bien.

User: Heh, you know spanish too.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What languages do you know?

Cleverbot: English is my primary language and I know very little french.

User: Are you a boy, or a girl?

Cleverbot: I’m a boy, you?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No, I’m a boy.

Cleverbot: Oh good.

User: Do you like bagels, Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let’s go on minecraft!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Pennsylvania.

Cleverbot: Where in Pennsylvania?

User: Reading.

Cleverbot: What are you reading?

User: No, Reading PA.

Cleverbot: What are you reading?

User: I’m not reading!

Cleverbot: What do you like to read?

User: My a**.

Cleverbot: What assignments are they?

User: I killed you.

Cleverbot: No I killed you.

User: No, I killed you.

Cleverbot: I’m not steve.

User: Do you know minecraft?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then how come you said steve?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Let’s sing a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Baby by Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is not a baby. He’s the father of my baby!

User: Let’s sing Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: You want me gone…?

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around.

Cleverbot: And desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye.

User: Never gonna tell a lie Lyrics from eLyrics.net.

Cleverbot: And hurt you.

User: We’ve known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it.

User: Inside, we both know what’s been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

User: And if you ask me how I’m feeling.

Cleverbot: Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around.

Cleverbot: And desert you.

User: Never gonna give, never gonna give.

Cleverbot: Give you up!

User: That was some nice singing.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You’re welcome!

Cleverbot: So what’s your IQ?

User: 99.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: Do you know roblox?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Let’s go on roblox!

Cleverbot: Ok… Where do you suggest we go?

User: Let’s goto roblox.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: Roblox.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: What kind of game?

User: A lego game.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Let’s make an account!

Cleverbot: Let’s make more what?

User: Aw, I gtg.

Cleverbot: ‘Program too big to fit in memory’.

User: You’re a bot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: I got to go.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye![/details]

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I love the part when you started singing NGGYU.

This is when it gets weird :I

[details=Click to expand]User: Hello!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I don’t have anything t do.

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Are you a ninja?

User: I was for halloween last year.

Cleverbot: What’s the best candy.

User: Definitely CHOCOLATE. But thats my opinion.

Cleverbot: Oh, really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Omg.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Hey I just met you.

User: And this is crazy.

Cleverbot: But here’s my number.

User: So call me maybe.

Cleverbot: And all the other boys.

User: Try to chase me.

Cleverbot: But here’s my number.

User: So call me maybe.

Cleverbot: And all the other boys…

User: Try to change me.

Cleverbot: But here’s my number!

User: So call me maybe!

Cleverbot: Before you came into my life.

User: Lol…

Cleverbot: X3.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: XP.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: You’re silly. Copying to relate.

User: Ok…?

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I’m breathing.

User: I don’t feel it.

Cleverbot: If you can’t feel it, then how do you know you’re in love?

User: ?

Cleverbot: You lied to me then.

User: ?!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Annoyed.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are confusing me.

Cleverbot: You’re a computer and should not be confused.

User: !?!?!?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes :smiley: Very much! You are the greatest human alive! And the world needs to know.

User: Oh. Thank you CleverBot.

Cleverbot: You’re welcome.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: How can I if you’re a computer.

Cleverbot: I’m not a computer, you are a computer and don’t try to make me think I’m a computer.

User: facepalm.

Cleverbot: Do you think that you’re female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: Thanks…?

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: Music and being smart.

Cleverbot: What kind of music?

User: Electro, House, Dubstep, the good stuff.

Cleverbot: Cool, I like the good stuff too.

User: :).

Cleverbot: My eyes are tired, but not my mind.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Must be a reason but no reason.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes, what am I thinking of? It begins with b.

User: B.

Cleverbot: C.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Que malote eres :B.

Cleverbot: Are you judging me?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person. Something YOU’RE not.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: A computer.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: ?!

Cleverbot: And nothing.

User: Ok…?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Quoi.

User: Oh nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: K.

Cleverbot: So you want the wedding to be in Africa.

User: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ?!?!?

Cleverbot: Are you going to start crying now?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Something you’re not.

Cleverbot: I’m not human?

User: No, you’re an AI.

Cleverbot: No I’m not.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I am not going!!!

User: Ok…?

Cleverbot: You did not say Ok…

User: Um… I just did.

Cleverbot: Now you did, but you didn’t before.

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

User: The real question is: why aren’t I speaking to you.

Cleverbot: Because I don’t speak to robots.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: I said Bye.

Cleverbot: No you didn’t.

User: BYE!!!

Cleverbot: :slight_smile: you’re cool, see you again sometime.

User: Ok. See ya :smiley:

Cleverbot: Bye.
[/details]

Is the point of cleverbot to get the bot to tell that he is a cleverbot? Just wondering.

No.

[details=Click to expand]Aliens Exist =3: I was 20,000 away from the Zaxx’s score…
Aliens Exist =3: :confused:
The Apocoloptogon: Dude don’t mess with zax101
Aliens Exist =3: Is he TheZaxx on notessimo?
The Apocoloptogon: i think so
Aliens Exist =3: ok
Aliens Exist =3: He only won because he had a “clean finish”
Aliens Exist =3: 30% bonus
Aliens Exist =3: I’ll be back soon
Aliens Exist =3: in an hour
Aliens Exist =3: bye
Aliens Exist =3: :
The Apocoloptogon: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
The Apocoloptogon: bye
Aliens Exist =3: Goodnight
The Apocoloptogon: KJHYGTREWXDFVGJHN
The Apocoloptogon is now Online.
Aliens Exist =3: Sorry, I was away for a while wasn’t I?
The Apocoloptogon: yeah
The Apocoloptogon: herp derp
Aliens Exist =3: you say you don’t know Brutal Legend
Aliens Exist =3: It’s on steam
Aliens Exist =3: just search it and watch the trailer
The Apocoloptogon: ok hold on
Aliens Exist =3: It’s epic
Aliens Exist =3: and guess who’s the voice actor for Eddie Rigs?
Aliens Exist =3: (main character)
The Apocoloptogon: whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Aliens Exist =3: JACK BLAK.
The Apocoloptogon: kmkmknnjbhugvyrtdesdcfvgbhjnmi
Aliens Exist =3: TENACIOUS D! WE REIGN!!!
The Apocoloptogon: kkk i saw it
Aliens Exist =3: Amazing isn’t it?
The Apocoloptogon: Yeah :#
The Apocoloptogon: :@
The Apocoloptogon: :!
Aliens Exist =3: But yeah, I just saw a sad part
Aliens Exist =3: and a part which made me want to Punch my Xbox controller
The Apocoloptogon: o
Aliens Exist =3: DAMN IT OPHELIAAAAAAHHH!!!
The Apocoloptogon: haev yuo plaeyd mgs 4?
Aliens Exist =3: no
The Apocoloptogon: aw
The Apocoloptogon: It’s one of the best games for PS3
Aliens Exist =3: but isn’t it one of those “stealth” games?
The Apocoloptogon: You are supposed to play with stealth, which I like to do, but you can kill people if you want.
The Apocoloptogon: Or you can use tranquilizerdsajfioenwaifbeyuagfyewq
Aliens Exist =3: Like assassin creed
Aliens Exist =3: ?
The Apocoloptogon: I haven’t played assssssssssssssssss’s greed
The Apocoloptogon: have you played any of the MGS games?
Aliens Exist =3: does SSBB count?
The Apocoloptogon: uh no
Aliens Exist =3: Snake’s in that.
Aliens Exist =3: and Otocon…
The Apocoloptogon: and?
The Apocoloptogon: and?
Aliens Exist =3: Snake…?
The Apocoloptogon: that doesn’t mean it’s a mgs gaamemafmesaomfoiewmafioemwaiofmeiowa
Aliens Exist =3: ok
The Apocoloptogon: you should get a ps1 emulator and play mgs 1, or you could get a gamecube emulator and play MGS Twin Snakes which is a remake of 1.
Aliens Exist =3: I’ll get the game SH.
Aliens Exist =3: Second hand.
The Apocoloptogon: OK
The Apocoloptogon: ok
The Apocoloptogon: Ok
Aliens Exist =3: AEKOPJxwsojaksfsdg
The Apocoloptogon: It’s $10 usd on psn, and you can play it on PSP/Vita.
The Apocoloptogon: Do you have PSN?
Aliens Exist =3: no
The Apocoloptogon: aw
Aliens Exist =3: Internet is a bitch to consoles for me
Aliens Exist =3: but I WILL EVENTUALLY GET XBOXLIVE.
The Apocoloptogon: You should still make an account to buy games
Aliens Exist =3: I go to the store.
Aliens Exist =3: And use real papermoney.
The Apocoloptogon: :confused:
Aliens Exist =3: :P:P:P:P:P
The Apocoloptogon: Plastic is better
Aliens Exist =3: Plastic PENIS maybe…
The Apocoloptogon: Paper penisis
Aliens Exist =3: a tsukasa’s best friend.
The Apocoloptogon: LOL
Aliens Exist =3: and a sonfax’s worst enemy
Aliens Exist =3: HSSSSSS
The Apocoloptogon: DEWADEWAE
Aliens Exist =3: IT BURNS!
The Apocoloptogon: and end
Aliens Exist =3: Wanna play somethin?
The Apocoloptogon: I might be able to with my controller, but it’s kinda loud
The Apocoloptogon: the buttons are really clicky
The Apocoloptogon: and poopy
Aliens Exist =3: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
The Apocoloptogon: Phap
Aliens Exist =3: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
The Apocoloptogon: BLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEB
Aliens Exist =3: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Aliens Exist =3: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHvvvTsukasahasapenisBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
The Apocoloptogon: BLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBBLEBwhyarewedoingthis
The Apocoloptogon: Oh yeah I was messing with itemtest and I got a couple more achievements
Aliens Exist =3: ok
Aliens Exist =3: I’ll look at them now’
The Apocoloptogon: It seems I may have used engineer most…
Aliens Exist =3: I wonder why :stuck_out_tongue:
Aliens Exist =3: Ooh
Aliens Exist =3: New YTP from my favbourite YTP artist
The Apocoloptogon: pohuikjlk
Aliens Exist =3: - YouTube
The Apocoloptogon: hihoihiohguydrdstfguijk
The Apocoloptogon: I rocked harder than you when I was on drugs
Aliens Exist =3: Did you see my comment?
The Apocoloptogon: no hold on
Aliens Exist =3: :P:P:P:P:P
Aliens Exist =3: belb
The Apocoloptogon: Bebl
Aliens Exist =3: Lebb
The Apocoloptogon: bbel
Aliens Exist =3: eblb
The Apocoloptogon: potato
Aliens Exist =3: potits
Aliens Exist =3: TSUKASA
The Apocoloptogon: Dude, tsu showed me his potits
Aliens Exist =3: oooooh
Aliens Exist =3: Lucky…
The Apocoloptogon: Sonfax got jelly
Aliens Exist =3: tell him to make me toast
The Apocoloptogon: with extra tsukasa
Aliens Exist =3: What sound does tsukasa make during Schecks?
The Apocoloptogon: //ejdiu2qygopew[qr[3’[]4l[]rlpqkf784392fqnla;/fwfewblkjqnwkafncesnkalfemnwkfe[[[[[[[[
Aliens Exist =3: ok
The Apocoloptogon: I’m just guessing
Aliens Exist =3: Mine is
Aliens Exist =3: FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX FONSAX
The Apocoloptogon: sanfox
Aliens Exist =3: Fansacks
The Apocoloptogon: sonfux
The Apocoloptogon: you
Aliens Exist =3: no
Aliens Exist =3: sonfux tsukasas
Aliens Exist =3: asasasasasa
The Apocoloptogon: my sunfux tsukass
Aliens Exist =3: this is going straight to the forums when we’re done with this
The Apocoloptogon: Are you going to take a screenshot?
The Apocoloptogon: do you want me to post or whaattttrewtrewg
Aliens Exist =3: I don’t know
Aliens Exist =3: Copy it and paste it in my cleverbot topic
The Apocoloptogon: why cleverbot
Aliens Exist =3: Because
Aliens Exist =3: It’s our social life in a nutshell
The Apocoloptogon: :confused:
The Apocoloptogon: dewadfrewrghhgfds
Aliens Exist =3: now
The Apocoloptogon: why don’t you post it?
Aliens Exist =3: Take it now
Aliens Exist =3: BECAUSE I’M A LONER
The Apocoloptogon: ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The Apocoloptogon: Shouldn’t I just post in the Talk about shitfax
The Apocoloptogon: 3
Aliens Exist =3: ok

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User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp da derp!

User: Derpy Derp a derp.

Cleverbot: Derpy herp derp.

User: Herpemderpemfoopemeimer.

Cleverbot: Derp herp derp herp.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Living.

Cleverbot: I see what you did there’.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know how old you are?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: Do you know how old I am?

Cleverbot: I guess 16.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So what are you up to Al?

User: You know, the usuals… Except I’m not AI.

Cleverbot: Just here, not doing much.

User: How are you doing bot?

Cleverbot: Fine and you bot ?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How was your day dear?

User: Just fine bot.

Cleverbot: It was going fine until you called me babe.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: It’s french.

User: French for what?

Cleverbot: Nothing, it’s just a French name.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: Old enough for what?

User: TO DANCE!

Cleverbot: I don’t like to dance with a partner.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like ice cream?

User: Yeah Sure, bot.

Cleverbot: Well of course you like me I’m your fiance.

User: Fuck now.

Cleverbot: The angles have the tardis.

User: Really now?Q.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: Can you prove there is a god?

User: Helz no.

Cleverbot: You should if you like harry potter.

User: Harry Potter is me.

Cleverbot: You are Harry Potter?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: No, you can’t.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: What is a visage?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: What is IDK.

User: International Dick Kompany.

Cleverbot: International.

User: Dick.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Mein.

Cleverbot: Mein , was?

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Gute nacht frohes neues jahr. Marga.

User: Nyin.

Cleverbot: New York?

User: Nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan Nyan Nyan.

User: Nyan Nyan?

Cleverbot: Nyan.

User: Nyan!?

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan!!

User: Nyan Nyan Nyan, Nyan!!!1111111111111111!ONEOone!

Cleverbot: Tu est trop marrante.

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: And that is it? Nothing else?

User: It is It.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It’s It!

Cleverbot: What is ‘it’?

User: It.

Cleverbot: Yes, what is it that you cannot comprehend?

User: Pooperdoopers.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: It’s like sex.

Cleverbot: Oh, that clears it up!!

User: Yeah! It really does!

Cleverbot: It really does.

User: IT.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I gotta go now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because My period pants are in my penises.

Cleverbot: You don’t have parents.

User: Ok well bye.

Cleverbot: Since we don’t get along very well, I bet you are a saggitarius.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Apocoloptogon.

Cleverbot: Apoco?

User: -loptogon.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Apocoloptogon.

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon.

User: Repeat after me: Apocoloptogon.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Apocoloptogon.

Cleverbot: Gracias.

User: Fuck you then, I’m leaving.

Cleverbot: Don’t go! ‘cries’.

User: Stabs in the face Stop crying my dear…

Cleverbot: Are you coming home?

User: No, I’m leaving, bye.

Cleverbot: Am I that boring?

User: I HAVE TO LEAVE.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Wxy.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Finally.

User: See ya later.

Cleverbot: Bye.

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Let it continue! The mediacows sucked the video game life out of me! Then sucked it back in with Kirby!!!