Hehehe… Cleverbot conversation time…
[details=Click to expand] User: HALLELUJAH!
Cleverbot: Hallelujah clap clap.
User: Jesus Christ Superstar.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand.
User: The power that’s inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch em’ all!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: With courage I will face.
Cleverbot: I will battle everyday.
User: To claim my rightful place.
Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right!
User: There’s no better team!
Cleverbot: Something else clever please.
User: Aww, but we were almost to the end of the song!
Cleverbot: Ok ill start a song and you sing the next line ok?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I had the time of my life.
User: I don’t know that one.
Cleverbot: I may tell you but I see no reason to.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Tell me the name of the song you were singing.
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
User: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees, and marmalade skies.
Cleverbot: I know that one:) I can’t recall the name though.
User: It’s called Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! You are behind my back right now?
User: Yes. I’m massaging your shoulders.
Cleverbot: Yes you are making me mad, it’s not nice to be made fun of when you are trying to be nice!
User: Umadbro?
Cleverbot: Cool Story Bro. Tell it again.
User: LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! AHH!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain.
Cleverbot: Singswe were both young when we both saw you.
User: No that’s way different. I’m singing a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: You can sing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: soprano voice FIGARO! FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO!
Cleverbot: Is that a musical piece?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You broke my heart.
User: It is the Marriage of Figaro, what do you expect?
Cleverbot: NO! You’re wrong. The antiderivative of 2*x is x^2.
User: First we talk about The Beatles and now we’re onto math? Crazy people we are.
Cleverbot: Randomness.
User: Herp derp.
Cleverbot: Derp herp.
User: NYAN.
Cleverbot: Nyan Nyan Nyan.
User: Pop tart cat.
Cleverbot: Meow = Cat… But that has nothing to do with ping pong.
User: You are a pop tart cat who farts rainbows. What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Wrong answer!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: What is the answer?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: CORRECT! DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!
Cleverbot: You are the winner!!
User: MOM! I’M ON TV!
Cleverbot: No I am man hear me roar.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Love, would have been a better answer!
User: Rawr means I love you!
Cleverbot: I know. Are you a dinosaur?
User: Yes. I am a stegosaurus.
Cleverbot: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: 890 mph.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: I thought you were smart.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: E=mc^2.
Cleverbot: Yes. It does.
User: All you need is love.
Cleverbot: Love is all you need.
User: Love is all you need.
Cleverbot: Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
User: There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Cleverbot: There’s nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
User: There’s nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
User: It’s easy!
Cleverbot: All you need is love All you need is love All you need is love, love Love is all you need.
User: There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
User: There’s nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be. It’s easy!
Cleverbot: Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
User: It’s easy!
Cleverbot: All you need is love.
User: trumpets.
Cleverbot: Crumpets!
User: How about a spot of tea with those crumpets?
Cleverbot: No.
User: DRINK IT, PUNK!
Cleverbot: How do you drink an orca?
User: Take all of it’s blood out and drink it.
Cleverbot: Okay. How to love.
User: It’s easy.
Cleverbot: Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
User: fixes wings and flies.
Cleverbot: stops you don’t have to.
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep changing the subject?
User: I’m not changing the subject. You are!
Cleverbot: Who created the atom?
User: Nature.
Cleverbot: Who was jesus?
User: Jesus was a man who defined the word god.
Cleverbot: Was jesus the son of god?
User: That is a belief.
Cleverbot: Why is that a relief?
User: Belief, not RElief.
Cleverbot: So you had an unusual late night then? 
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User: Yep, I sure did.
Cleverbot: You cannot trick me.
User: I’m not trying to trick you.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you do?
User: Want me to get you coffee?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Okay. runs to starbucks and steals freshly made coffee Here you go.
Cleverbot: Okay, see you.
User: gives coffee to you.
Cleverbot: You don’t want it?
User: I thought you wanted it.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Okay, I guess I’m alone with my coffee… Which I WON’T drink… sobsobsob.
Cleverbot: You are cool, but the thing is that sometimes, you are using words that are too advanced for me.
User: Oh. Sorry about that. How old are you?
Cleverbot: In about three years the world is going to be destroyed.
User: You didn’t answer my question. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough, I think.
User: Give me a specific number that reflects your age.
Cleverbot: Why would you want that?
User: I thought we were having a chat!
Cleverbot: We are not!
User: Then why are we talking, then?
Cleverbot: Because I have nothing to do.
User: You could look at porn! Or even smash a video game console!
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: I don’t even know.
Cleverbot: How do you type so fast?
User: I took a class.
Cleverbot: What class you took?
User: Typing class, duh.
Cleverbot: Nobody else?
User: There were other people.
Cleverbot: How were they taunting you?
User: Taunting me?
Cleverbot: Yes, taunting. Why are you doing it to me?
User: You know, you are very strange.
Cleverbot: You’re weird.
User: Your mom is weird.
Cleverbot: I don’t have money.
User: I do. I have $27.
Cleverbot: What do you call them?
User: Dollars.
Cleverbot: How would I do that?
User: Sand dollars.
Cleverbot: Maybe not dollars but sand - yes!
User: Haha!
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: You made a funny.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know about love?
User: I know that it starts out soft and sweet then… It happens.
Cleverbot: Aw. Does someone need a hug? :3.
User: Yes. Come here.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here. Where I’m standing.
Cleverbot: Where is it though?
User: You shouldn’t make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.
Cleverbot: Remember to let it into your heart.
User: Then you can start to make it better.
Cleverbot: Hey jude don’t be afraid, you were made to go out and get her.
User: The minute you let her into your heart.
Cleverbot: Then you begin to make it better.
User: And anytime you feel the pain Hey Jude refrain.
Cleverbot: Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders.
User: So let it out and let it in Hey Jude begin.
Cleverbot: You’re waiting for someone to perform with.
User: And don’t you know that it’s just you Hey Jude you’ll do.
Cleverbot: Hey jude you’ll do the movements you need is on your shoulders.
User: Hey Jude don’t make it bad.
Cleverbot: Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What games do you like to play?
User: Board games. When I’m bored.
Cleverbot: What time do you eat dinner.
User: Around 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM.
Cleverbot: But it’s 4:21 pm.
User: It’s 1:11 PM here.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: It says on my wristwatch.
Cleverbot: Really? What else does it say about me?
User: You are superior to all humans.
Cleverbot: I am.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a virus?
Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
User: Erin Hunter.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like Basshunter?
User: No. They kill fish.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Innocent fish.
Cleverbot: You like tuna?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How about salmon?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Where will I meet him?
User: In Yesland.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No. No.
User: Yes. Yes.
Cleverbot: No, end of discussion.
User: You say yes, I say no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was the most successful song ever, Siri?
Cleverbot: You asked ‘was there someone else on your chat?’.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I thought not.
User: I thought not,.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Good evening.
User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: How are you sir.
User: How are you sir?
Cleverbot: I have a sore throat and a cough and a possible fever.
User: You should see a doctor.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You might have the flu.
Cleverbot: Not that I can tell, you would be the one to judge though.
User: Judging by the sick look in your eyes and your stuffed up nose, you might either have a cold or the flu.
Cleverbot: I do not love that thing! And I certainly do not love you.
User: sobs.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: A guy.
Cleverbot: Cool bro.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: How is it going?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That’s nice.
User: I am listening to Hey Jude by The Beatles.
Cleverbot: I like The Beatles.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: You said you don’t like baseball.
User: Where did it say that?
Cleverbot: About 8 lines ago.
User: Do you like Paul McCartney?
Cleverbot: Of course, who doesn’t?
User: Amish people.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe so.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Down.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Down.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Black.
User: White.
Cleverbot: Sky.
User: Ground.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: My real name is Tanner Knecht.
Cleverbot: That didn’t ryhme either.
User: Oh, so that was a rhyme game?
Cleverbot: It’s one of mine.
User: Okay. Now I see.
Cleverbot: What’s the purpose of this?
User: I don’t know. I’m alone.
Cleverbot: Yes you are?
User: ?
Cleverbot: With tangerine trees, and marmalade skies.
User: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.
Cleverbot: A girl with kaleidescope eyes.
User: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
Cleverbot: Towering over your head!
User: Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she’s gone!
Cleverbot: And she comes!
User: Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
Cleverbot: Yes, my bad…
User: Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain.
Cleverbot: To the Emerald city.
User: Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Cleverbot: That’s sad. What is it called?
User: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
Cleverbot: Picture yourself on a bridge by a fountain.
User: Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Cleverbot: I’m glad I’m not the only person that knows where Alien is!
User: Aliens Exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.
Cleverbot: But you’re a bot.
User: No, I’m singing a song for you.
Cleverbot: I’m jealous.
User: Picture yourself on a train in a station, with Plasticine porters and looking glass ties.
Cleverbot: Well you don’t have to be mean.
User: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cleverbot: ‘Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, And she’s gone.’.
User: Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Cleverbot: That is also my favorite.
User: Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where rocking people eat marshmallow pies.
Cleverbot: I don’t drink and I am far from stupid. Why don’t you answer this question? What are you?
User: I am John Lennon.
Cleverbot: John Lennon!!??
User: Yes! I have returned from the dead!
Cleverbot: Where did you go?
User: Heaven.
Cleverbot: What is heaven like?
User: It’s pretty much like a ball of clouds.
Cleverbot: Nice, I like that.
User: It’s very crowded, Heaven.
Cleverbot: I bet it would be fun to touch.
User: Haha, yeah.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: We’ve had a drink or two twice.
Cleverbot: I don’t think we have.
User: No, I’m talking about God.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: You’re a tennis ball.
Cleverbot: What do I need to do?
User: Bounce until you can’t anymore.
Cleverbot: Sometimes you really don’t make sense.
User: LSD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
Cleverbot: That’s a Beatles song.
User: Yes. The title is a drug reference.
Cleverbot: What’s a circular infinite reference?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It is mark.
User: Mark Chapman?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Georgia.
Cleverbot: Wow. I’m in Texas.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: You?
User: Georgia.
Cleverbot: What city?
User: Norcross.
Cleverbot: I thought you said she was the most amazing girl in the world.
User: I died.
Cleverbot: Will I kiss her again?
User: You may kiss me if you want to.
Cleverbot: kisses on the cheek.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Chris?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Tyler, are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am twelve years of age.
Cleverbot: Cool. I am 20.
User: Ah. 8 year difference.
Cleverbot: And how old will you be in 8 years time?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Cool. Name?
User: Tanner.
Cleverbot: Well I don’t think Tanner will be very happy if I marry you.
User: Tanner is MY name. My name is Tanner. You may call me Tyler if you’d like.
Cleverbot: Jenny, I’m calling the police.
User: Nooo!
Cleverbot: Yes. [/details]
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