Corrupt a wish

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#221

Granted, poof your a bird

I wish policial was a word.

#222

Granted, but it is physically impossible to say?

I wish I could get some stickers right now.

#223

granted, but they’re permanently adhesive.
so they don’t un-stick

I wish
the
‘enter’
key
didn’t
exist.

#224

Granted,

Now

its

double

enter

I wish I was a turtle

#225

Granted, you’re a baby turtle who recently hatched from his egg. Now crawl for your life or the seagulls will get you.

I wish I was an amphibian.

#226

Granted, but everyone accuses you of being a reptile.

I wish Gay marriage was legal in all states and countries.

#227

Granted, gay marriage becomes legal who recently hatched from its egg. Now crawl for your life or the seagulls will get you.

#228

granted but nothing happens

I wish i had all the pineapples in the world

#229

Granted, but they’re all rotten or dead.

I wish I could go back to when I was younger and undo my mistakes.

#230

Granted, you were never born.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I wish nobody used punctuation

#231

Granted, but nobody listened.

I wish I could wish that I wished about how to wish.

#232

granted, but you get the wrong wish.

I wish I could be on Live television.

#233

Granted, but you died in a car crash.

I wish i could control everything imaginable.

#234

Granted, but everything imaginable rebels against you and you die.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.

#235

Granted, but the wish’s incorruptible shields break and many diseases leak in.

I wish I couldn’t fly


#236

:frowning:

#237

Granted, but someone turns that frown upside-down.

I wish that political correctness didn’t exist.

#238

Granted, you are now president and everyone wants to kill you.
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I wish somebody granted this wish ///

#239

Granted, 
 
 
?

I wish I could nom on a burger.

#240

Granted, but the burger is 5 years old and rotting.

I wish that I could corrupt my own wish.