DYJHIW you may not get the things you want?
Tornado
DYJHIW you’re taking a leisurely stroll through a land of midgets and then some idiot girl decides that your body’s the perfect place to drop her most likey foreclosured house on your head?
Lollipop
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DYJHIW your tounge is stuck on a lollipop!
Fretsaw
DYJHW you don’t know what a fretsaw is?
Best Friend
DYJHIW your best friend ends up hating you and then goes insane and you have to kill him/her or else he/she will kill you and all that you love?
Chair
DYJHW your chair at school squeaks?
fake
DYJHIW the pie is a fake?
Mushrooms
DYJHIW you are eating Mushrooms which are Poisoned?
Drum Beats
DYJHIW the drum beats cause your eardrums to rupture and you bleed to death?
Canada
DYJHIW Canada is losing its skyscrapers?
Race Bicycle
DYJHIW your race bycicle tries to kill you?
Cheese
No, that would be a GOOD thing.
DYJHIW your lawnmower mows over cheese and you think you killed Spongebob?
yo-yo
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DYJHY your yoy-yo gets all tangled up?
hockey puck
DYJHIW a hockey puck knocks out four of your teeth?
TV (hehehehehehe)
DYJHW the TV breaks down
or
DYJHW TV (aka timothy) uses 300% on all his songs?
liver
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DYJHIW someone screws up on the liver game?
PewDiePie
DYJH PewDisPie? justkiddingilikePewDiePie
DYJHIW PewDiePie screams so loud that you fall out of your chair? Not that that’s happened to me…
That
’ orly?
DYJH that thing that threw the true thread through the thingy…?
Sun
DYJH sunburns?
Barney
DYJH Barney?
Speaker torture