Funny Quotes

Post funny quotes here !!! (I need some to put on the Website )

So far I’ve puts 3

  • For supper I want a party platter (From one of my favorite show, Clone High)
  • All your base are belong to us
  • (I just) Died in your arms tonight (Can’t get this song off of my head )

“I like to go to overseas places, like Canada.” - Brittany Spears

When God gives you Soft Rock, get a new God

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

A good composer does not imitate; he steals. - Igor Stravinsky

Composers shouldn’t think too much - it interferes with their plagiarism. - Howard Dietz

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. - Thomas Alva Edison

“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples’ eyes.”- idk

“When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.” (My favorite)
“I chose the road less traveled…now where the hell am I?”
“Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. Yes is the answer.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, deny you were trying at all.”

I don’t know who said/made these, so I’ll take the credit lmfao

DO A BARREL ROLL! - Starfox 64/Lylatwars.


“Help! its dark in here and i can hear Laughing”
off the front of a taco bell hot sauce packet.

“Women are like computers: most of them no longer accept 3.5 inch floppies”

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That’s no moon, it’s a space station!

Millhouse is not a freaking meme! - 4chan

“Excuse me , but what is a Chip Butty? - Me
She replies " It’s a sandwich, with chips.” Lady in British pub

May not be that funny to you but it was hilarious then.

one of my wrestling coaches once said," If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!"
someone once asked me," Sir. What’s the difference between mesquite chicken and mesquite turkey?"

Needs moar metal.

I’m Dr. Rockso, the Rock and Roll Clown! I do cocaine!
Well, there’s only two things to do in a blackout: get drunk… one thing to do.
No. I haves music dyslex-kia. You know that. I… don’t wish to talk about it.
Aww! Blood puke! Good song title, someone write that - oh, that’s right we already wrote that. Good song though!
And many more.

Dead men Smell No Snails

“Is the Answer to this question ‘No’?”

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.”

“There is no I in Team, but there’s an M and an E.”
—>Or, “There’s no I in Team, but there’s an I in WIN.”

violence isnt the Answer. its the Solution

C.S.I? L.V.
Cant Stop Ignorence? Laugh Violently.

It’s only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious. - Dunno who said it
There’s three things we’re all gonna share. We’re all gonna lie, we’re all gonna cry…and we’re all gonna take painful shits. - Dane Cook
Got nothing to do…chuck a midget - from the TV show: Wild World of Spike

Now my sonny boy, drugs… They aren’t the answer… Oh no, they are the question. And do you know what the answer is? The answer is yes - ddpacker’s twist on what KdIuLdLeA said…

Odds are you won’t get this unless you OFTEN play Amped 3…

My Freind asks me while we’re playing Amped 3: Why is it that all you do is bunny hop and do kookspins, that’s so cheap?
Me: Why is it that you ask so many questions?
My Freind: Why is it that we actually play this stupid game?
Me: Again, why do you always ask questions.
My Freind: Because we’ve been playing this damn game for 3 hours, I think we need some time to reflect!!