Funny Quotes

Both lol

“If you go to bed with babies, you will wake up very wet in the morning”
-Italian People

“Who’s the tough guy now? Huh tough guy?” - The Scout
“I will kill you so hard you will die to death” - An Explosm comic
“Are you feeling stupid? I know I am!” - Homer Simpson (My new favorite quote)

“your energy is restored, but you’re STILL HUNGRY!” Chrono Trigger Energtron?

Energy low- need sugar! - The Simpsons

I was born on my birthday!
Don’t play music in front of Coldplay, they might steal it!

“I’m so smart, I’m smarter than me!” - ?

When Mr. X was talking to Truman X (I think), he says, “When I was your age, I was younger.”

doctow wahwee is troing to take ovew the univewse megaman, you need to stop hiwm.-dr.light in megaman 8 (crappy voice acting)

lolw hat?

seriously, what are you talking about? i couldnt understand what you typed.

the voice made dr light sound like elmer fudd (r’s are w’s)

Tonight we will dine in hell! and tomorrow im thinking Arby’s! -by (dunno)

I have acheived my lifetime target of a second post!

Congrats! But now what will you do? lol
And damn you and your sig… I read it, not knowing it would be a waste of time Now that’s 4 seconds I’m never going to get back thanks to you.

As for quotes…I have a few
“I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar”
“I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac”
“A day without sunshine is like night”
All from my friend, John… he’s a weirdo lol

I’m guessing make a third one, or quit the forum for no reason. Lol, that sounded stupid.

I will never make a 3rd post! oh… wait a minute.

dang!

DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN!!! ← Cheese again

Please god dammit no! don’t do it again!

Don’t do what again?

Nevermind.

BTW

  1. what does ftw mean

  2. wht are you on about ed?

Ftw means for the win… the other one, I’ll let Ed answer lol

Lol my name is John Kd. And thats what all of my friends say.

These are my-made up serious quotes.
“It takes only chance to try, and one chance to step up.”
“Friends are like old shoes. They wear out once in a while, but they’ve always been there for you.”

This is a funny quote.
“Nobody in the world is interested in the storms you encountered but did you bring back the ship?”