Funny Quotes

“Don’t genius live in a lamp?”

Anyone know where that’s from?

Oh yes, yes he is

Edit: sorry, Had no Idea the whole thing was 1 picture. your going to have to scroll down some.

“Easy Bake Oven; teaching girls their place since 1967.”

Science Teacher- “What do we like about sexual reproduction?”

My friend Scott Lang-“IT’S FUN!”
(He actually said this to the teacher in class, luckily he had a great sense of humor.)

My friend: “Dude my lungs hurt when I breathe”
Me: “Haha you can’t breathe”
My friend: “Dude you have a lung disease”

That made me stop lol.

I don’t get that …

I like pie!

It was ironic cause I’m making fun of him for not being able to be breathe although I have a lung disease.

Ahh everything makes sense now.

“Women enjoy surprises, and nothing says ‘surprise’ better than holding up the condom you were supposed to be wearing.” -(Don’t know who, so I’m taking credit for it XD)

You could say that for anything.

“Women enjoy (e)s, and nothing says '’ better than holding up the condom you were supposed to be wearing.”

That’s hilarious!

Oh the fun we have.

“No. You do not say ‘come.’ That is bad. You say ‘arrive.’ Coming is bad, arriving is good.” - My Latin Teacher in response to the hilarity of one kid saying jokingly, “No, Pat I don’t want to go Cum your shoe.”

Note that “Cum” is also latin for “with.”

Haha wow.

Hehehe we’re learning about cumulus clouds in geography.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Wait…That’s not funny.

Well it was to twenty-five overhyper thirteen-year-olds.

do you call it like cum or do you say cume like fume. If you say cum than Ireland is even weirder than before :roll: