Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don’t believe my lie, it’s true, ask the blind lady on the corner, he saw it too.
“Potatoes are assholes. They’re so unpredictable”
“Yes, I knew that was what we were talking about, but at least it gave me a reason to post.”
“triangle = hot 3-way action”
I saw that too
Heart = Triangle with an ass on top
Im disapointed in most of you about this thread…there were like 5 lemon quotes…a couple of she saids…and some other duplicates…but non of these movies…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!!
“We don’t need no stinkin badges” - Random Mexican off of Blazing Saddles
“Tis but a scratch…Tis only a flesh wound…I’ve had worse…It will grow back” - Black Knight (IF YOU DON’T KNOW GO DIE IN A HOLE [JK JK])
“Where are all the white women at?” - Sheriff Bart (Blazing Saddles)
“Wasn’t that mole on the other side?” - Sheriff (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
“I have a mole?” - King (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
“I am proud of what i am” “What is that?” “I am a librarian” - Main Characters off of the movie my mom was watching on SyFy (SciFi) at the time of this post (they said this right b4 this post lol)
EDIT: “Its still…still…juicy” - whoever they are…same movie as above…talking about some random skeleton ROFL
OH AND WHO CAN FORGET
“You’ll never let you get away with this” - random background characters
“YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!” - Random Villians
“That’s not a knife” pulls out his knife "THIS is a knife* - Crociile Dundee (thank my mom for this one ROFL)
“you lie!” house of rep. Joe Biden (Obamas healthcare package presentation)
(Pick-up line)
"Are you in the military? “Cause you make my private rise to attention.”
lol, ima try that now… srsly.
ok tomorrow, she isnt answering her phone.
Peelz here! - left 4 dead
“I have a rocket launcher, your arguement is invalid” - Soldier from Team Fortress 2.
My oddnesstisity + hyper-active friend = this quote: “Im pretty sure humping a wall will lose MUCH LESS calories than banging your head on it”
I think some of you guys saw this.
“if life gives you lemons, sell them and buy an aircraft carrier”-me
Do Not Press A [Red button]-InfinityWard
my l33t sk1llez - bot
That’s kinda contridictory, isn’t it?
“I am Bolo Man!” Kangroo Jack movie
IN Soviet Russia…COOKIES EAT YOU
“Life is like sex. You can Indulge in it all you want, but in the end, you’re just screwed.” Me when i got bored on facebook
Love all the cool quotes here!