Get Psychologically Analyzed by a Walrus

Because of the abundance in exhilarating songs on this site, I will offer one of my many services to you humans.

To apply for your analysis, provided freely this humble nomadic walrus of the Walrus Realm, complete what humans call the form below:

Explain your childhood in a word:

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do?

In a word, how do you feel about society?
In a word, how do you feel about your father? (Substitute any guardian for father needed)
In a word, how do you feel about your mother? (Substitute any guardian for mother as needed)

Example of prior analyses:

Explain your childhood in a word: ARF

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do?

ARF ARF ARF

In a word, how do you feel about society? ARF
In a word, how do you feel about your father? (Substitute any guardian for father needed) ARF!!!
In a word, how do you feel about your mother? (Substitute any guardian for mother as needed) ARF.

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I…uh…

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in interest of being analyzed

Explain your childhood in a word:

childish

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do?

stranger pls

In a word, how do you feel about society?

social

In a word, how do you feel about your father? (Substitute any guardian for father needed)

fatherly

In a word, how do you feel about your mother? (Substitute any guardian for mother as needed)

motherly

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It seems as though according to your name, this is true. You were foolish and wanted to have fun at any cost, even at the cost of others.

It again appears as though you are foolish, and will not ask the stranger as to why it requires five things.

Stating the obvious. I would think, in my Walrus mind, that you’d be a social fish. A fish that does what ever it is told by peers, and quickly gets killed, perhaps eaten by a Walrus for food.

Like me with my baby walrus swimming. Though a “teddy” such as yourself would not stand a chance against a walrus such as myself, with your father’s raising.

It appears, from your other answers, as though your teddy mother did her job.

My first Analyses of the humans was disappointing. I hope the other humans will prove to be useful towards my research of “Human and Walrus Relations”.

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it was a teddy to walrus analysis.

Explain your childhood in a word:
Anime.

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do?
Give him money, regardless of what he’s going to do.

In a word, how do you feel about society?
It’s a dystopia.
In a word, how do you feel about your father? (Substitute any guardian for father needed)
Boring.
In a word, how do you feel about your mother? (Substitute any guardian for mother as needed)
Boring.

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You know NOTHING. If you were smart enough to read over the words I wrote in this machine to be transferred to you, you’d know that Walruses are much smarter than a Teddy.

It appears that you know an art form other than sound. This is good, to have the skill of more than one topic.

Very generous to give strangers money. But, what if he acquires weapons with the money to hunt and kill my brethren?!

Using a big word to describe Society. The human society must have a good education system, then?

You must be quite the individualized individual, apart from others?

Even family, and selective in choosing?

My child hood: Picked on verbally but I did the fighting when it comes to geting back at them.
In the subway: I would ask the stranger his perpose for five dollars before giving it to him, otherwise I would give it to him.
How I feel about sociaty: It`s lazy as f##k.
How I feel about my mother: Very hard working despite her diminishing strength.
How I feel about my father: Like a machine he keeps on going.

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Who dose this arfy walrus kid think he is?..

An arfy walrus kid!?..

Dx…

Explain your childhood in a word: Exciting.

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do? I would not give him the money, I might ask him why he needs the money, but other than that, I wouldn’t.

In a word, how do you feel about society? Unorganized.
In a word, how do you feel about your father? (Substitute any guardian for father needed) Happy.
In a word, how do you feel about your mother? (Substitute any guardian for mother as needed) Happy.

  1. Over
  2. Buy a foot-long. Those are five dollars or something.
  3. Internet
  4. Very
  5. Sauce
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Why did half the posts in this thread disappear?

Sonny’s abusing his new mod powers. Please, don’t do that.

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Seriously Sonny.

Also please let’s not make any more mods! We don’t need any and it’ll just increase the chances of something stupid happening (like Kamarai’s thread.

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I haven’t done a single thing with moderator powers yet.

Sorry. Who did it then?

No idea, somebody else? I did not do it.

Explain your childhood in a word: Walrus

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do? Give money if they seem honest, then sugest they get a job.

In a word, how do you feel about society? Modern
In a word, how do you feel about your father? (Substitute any guardian for father as needed) Leader
In a word, how do you feel about your mother? (Substitute any guardian for mother as needed) Loving

Explain your childhood in a word.
A: Mistakes

You are travelling on one of the subterranean tunnels with giant metal worms that transport humans, called subways. A stranger asks for five dollars, providing no explanation as to why he needs them. What do you do?
A: Pretend he’s asking someone else

In a word, how do you feel about society?
A: Torn
In a word, how do you feel about your father?
A: Trash
In a word, how do you feel about your mother?
A: Treasure