I greatly disapprove of this topic. It is a waste of space and time. GOOD DAY! I SAID GOOD DAY!
The walrus overrides the judgment and decides the topic is well worth the time and space. NOW BAD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
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Interesting. Please, sir human, tell me of how this topic is disapproved by a human such as yourself.
It appears as though it is important enough because many humans have written here looking to be analyzed by a walrus.
Good day.
I’ve been meaning to ask, is the pictures in your sig your family?
Why yes, of course.
The picture under my name is a picture of me.
In the pictures bellow my posts, the left one is a picture of me and my mate. I am the walrus on the right, with my beautiful mate next to me.
Next to it, is a picture of me and my baby walrus.
Here’s another picture of me and my walrus son.
Here’s a picture of me and my mate coming to shore from a romantic fishing date. The fish were extra salty that night, and it was a delightfully exciting night.
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This machine wouldn’t allow me to post so many beautiful pictures, so here is my second post.
Here is a picture from the recent Fishing Expedition from when I was absent.
Here are some pictures of the community Walrus.
More pictures will come soon.
Wow, the Arctic looks like a lovely place. And your son is adorable!
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Oh yes, it is very fun and exciting here. And, thank you for the compliment. Here! Have some Walrus love.
Anyway, back to your analysis.
What happened to my reply? Why did more posts get deleted? Why were all the posts on this page posted “today” even though they weren’t?
This thread is confusing.
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So, how did you get the pictures if you are a walrus?
Simple. He used a “different machine”.
You would be surprised what ends up at the shores of the Arctic with all the humans throwing stuff they don’t want in the waters and such. Why do people think this is a good way of getting rid of what they don’t want anymore?
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Well, it seems as though you have moved on to bigger and better things. Does this mean you did not enjoy your childhood?
Oh, are you referencing those sandwiches with the “bread”, I believe it’s called? I also think they have other animal meat, and sauces. They don’t have any of those where I live. 3:
Yes, the society runs on technology now, sadly. Now, myself, an adult walrus, does not have technology, except for this machine, of course. If I did not have this machine, I would not enlighten this community with my exhilarating Walrus-Aura.
Oh, do you mean you feel your father often? Physically or Emotionally?
Does this mean that your mother is often in the kitchen?
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Analyses #2
Wonderful. It appears as though, according to your answer, I have made an impact on your life.
Good choice.
Yes, industrialism has taken over society. Thankfully, there are humans who look out for the environment, and even ones who specialize in the Arctic.
Yes, a Leader is a good trait for a father. I am a father, and I know that showing leadership is good in many ways.
Loving for a motherly trait is good as well. My mate is quite loving. :3
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Analyses #3
I have heard that every human makes mistake. Walruses, however, do not make mistakes. We are not perfect, but we do not make mistakes. For instance, coming to this community to enlighten the humans (and evil teddy) here was not a mistake at all.
All right, fair answer. Rather not get involved in this human’s business?
Fair enough. Society always has good and happy parts, and also some terrible and torn parts.
This is sad to hear. Fathers should be helpful figures, not piles of trash. 3:
It is good to see that one of your parents makes you happy.
I find some from my human friends, who take pictures. I think they call themselves Photographers. I also have another machine that my friend gave to me.
Mostly. My human friend takes pictures for me as well.
Yes, to see that a human such as yourself is aware of these problems makes me happy. So happy, I believe I will treat myself to an extra-salty fish for dinner tonight. Here, have some Walrus Love:
Also, I am sorry for what you humans call a “Triple Post”. I’ve seen that you people get incredibly angry over these things, but my post was filled with too much Walrus to be put into one post.
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Ikr, it happened to me too.
You are the nicest Walrus I know!
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You have gotten a lot of Walrus Love, mister human! :3
I’ll be honest with you, my father was not very helpful.