Haiku

Post your haiku here / for the forumites to hear. / May there be much joy.

arf arf arf arf arf / arf arf arf arf arf arf arf / arf arf arf arf arf

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That is a mighty fine / haiku, The Walrus, but / no-one / is more skilled than me.

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your haiku doesn’t
follow the haiku rules man.
it’s five seven five

I know how to make a haiku, I’ve been composing / them for years.

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Five, seven, then five / Syllables Mark a Haiku / Remarkable oaf.

You’re right, The / Doctor, at least / somebody has some sense around here.

Starburst is the best
Lets thank him for the v 3
I really can’t wait

lazy is his name
guess who this member could be
you’ll get a cookie

I do not really / want a cookie, but okay. / I’ll guess Tsukasa.

you sir are correct
i’ll guess I will eat your’s then.
om nom nom nom nom.

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I cannot respond / to a language so foreign. / Try speaking English.

dude that was morse code
can you tell by dots and dash
and it’s not foreign

Don’t mind Ace, my friend. / He’s just arrogant, you know / …I mean ignorant.

get bitches get cash
im’a make it rain green stacks

gimme the booty

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I do so believe
Your signature is infact
rather incomplete

Just leave me alone. / Don’t make my anger worse than / it already is.

You only have four syllables in your first line. / What a hypocrite you are, / you should know it’s supposed to be five.

Was that punishment? / Why are you all messing with me? / Do you hate my guts?

Um… I need some time / to process what you just said / please give me candy.

I don’t hate you :C / I was only trying to help / your / poetry.