Hah, that’s pretty funny CC.
I have a few too, and a quote.
If you have a cough, and it’s annoying the hell out of you, take a bunch of exlax. The next morning, you’ll be afriad to cough.
51% of marriages end in divorce… that’s because 51% of men come to their senses.
Note: Racist jokes ahead! Highlight the hidden text to read them. If they will/might offend you, don’t blame me if you read them.
Me: Did you hear about the black man that went to collage?
Me: Have you ever seen any black people on The Jetsons?
You: Uh… no
Me: I know, looks like a good future eh?
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black man on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: Why don’t blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on holidays.
Q: What do you call one white man surrounded by 10000 blacks?
A: A prison warden.
That’s it. There’s plenty more, but that’s all I feel like putting up right now.