Just so everyone knows...

Notessimo
#1

Being something of a pharmacologist myself, you’re really taking your life into your own hands when you purchase discount prescription pills via the internet. Sure the “reputable, licensed Dr. Fake Name” promises Lexapro 20mg at $2 a pill (only $1.59 for quantities < 90 !!!), but you’re probably getting citalopram–if even that…

This message was brought to you by the sporadically present moderator-and-chief, who happens to be EXTREMELY inebriated right now, Hypo.

Seriously, vodka is, like, the best thing ever… if you’re over the age of 20…

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#2

Wow, thanks for clearing that up, I was just about to buy some really dodgy looking pills for an expensive, but reasonable, price.

PS Wewt, 100 posts.

#3

Too many big words! And I thought they were bots…

#4

sigh I fail at thinking of clever things to say, anyone wanna take a shot?

#5

This is the whole point of that post.

#6

#7

Do you have a gif for everything, Roast?

#8
#9

lol.

#10

Oh Roasty (may I call you Roasty?), you deserve a promotion! Unfortunately I’m unable to grant promotions, so you’ll have to settle for an inconsequential Iron Cross, or something like that. Just allocate whichever medal of exemplary status you wish to yourself and I’ll support it. You are a Rostov (esoteric Tolstoy reference) among peasants!

Also, I believe I might be an alcoholic, but keep that under your hat, as it might prove to be a damning bit of evidence in the very near future. And for all of you non-Roasty readers, shame on your for reading a semi-confidential message! …Provided it was posted on an open forum… still, I’m quite drunk, again, and you should respect my authority and/or drunkenness.

#11

slowly backs out of topic

remembers the door is locked

slowly climbs out window

remembers we moved to a building with no windows

slowly plants bomb on wall

remembers we moved to a building made of steel

suicides

#12

-busts through the wall and sees roast laying on the ground- OH YEAAA!!!

#13

Skydives into the forum just as SP busts through the wall.

#14

dramatically turns around in an office chair and applaudes slyly while eating a turkey sandwhich. how? with my mouth

#15

-sways tail and hears something, Turns my head to look just before The Choo Choo Shoe crashes through the wall making a hole next to mine-
o.o"
yep off topic…

#16

On the topic of off-topic, what’s your favourite ice-cream flavour?

#17

-uses secret mod powas to lock/delete this thread-