Lolwut?
… -10 billion does not = .0000000001…
Oops, I meant -273.1.
You are slightly more likely to get tails than heads. The reason is that the tails side of a coin is lighter than the heads side, causing the probability to be not 50/50, but more like 50.1/49.9
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
Eating carrots can turn your skin orange.
and what if you eat lettuce ?
your skin turns Greeeeeen! just kidding. I don’t really know.
You will die a horrific lettuce-related death.
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The highest value ever auctioned for a cow is $1.3 million.
To find out why 3.14159625… is called “Pi”, write 3.14 on a sheet of paper, flip it backwards and hold the paper up to the light. No, seriously, do it.
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What is it with you and mops now?!?!
Sir Twistalot here (now a mop) used to not be obsessed with mops. It’s 100% true.
Inside joke.
OH! It makes sense now.
I hate inside jokes, unless I am in on it and can’t tell it’s an inside joke.
A mop that uses microfibers is easier to clean than a mop made with yarn or a sponge.
On a sidenote, Twistalot has officially become a narcissist.
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A what?
EDIT: Oh, lol, I get it now.
100% of people struck by lightning die.
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The highest scoring word in the game Scrabble is “quartzy”.