Random things you've said

I forget when, but I once, in the middle of an argument with my friends, said, “Green cheese monkey.”

Random quotes of me:
Can I stab you in the face with a duck?
I will throw a radish at you!
I forgot what I was thinking.
I will Cthulhu your Ctlubtlub!
Can you please punch my fist with your face?
Me: “How’re you doing?” Other: “Fine. How 'bout you?” Me: “I’m moderately decent.” Other: O.o
Where’s the walrus just lost his bucket full of radishes are the perfect weapon against chipmunks are somewhere with the red dogfish! (I made my voice go a bit higher as I said ‘red dogfish’.)
(Me singing): Four out of five voices in my head say GO FOR IT!!!

I will punch you in the eye with your own fist.
Would you kindly?
There’s a country called Sleep Country Canada??!! Lazy bastards.

You wouldn’t dare.

I will punch you in the face with mah foot!
You’re crazy, the squirrels told me so.

All quotes from me and the crazy little mind. And thanks to my awful memory, I could only remember those two.

Yes I stole your kumquat, you got a problem with that?

I’m so good at fighting back trolls.

Mess with me, and you’ll wake up dead!

Have you ever tried to insult someone, but you accidentally say the wrong word and it turns into something really funny?

Yeah, sometimes I accidentally say “I’m” instead of “You’re”. Quite a laugh.

Hobknocking Douche Nozzle.

And WTF Octoviator, quit stealing lines from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas and Ferb said Douche Nozzle?

send me your signature gif (or a link) now.

It is amazing.

I don’t think that’s Phineas and Ferb you’re watching …

Not that, the komquat one. And wtf is chipandles?

There’s this handy website that can answer your questions instead of us, I wouldn’t expect you to have heard of it before, so here’s the link.

-.- I can’t believe I fell for that.

I think Chipanddales is those chipmunk ppl.

Even when you reply to something off-topic, it is still on topic.

hahaha…

SPACE LAZORS! DD12 knew this thread was bad from the start. olololol