Drunkness = 100.1%
No, that’s just regular Slipknot.
I’m 13, I can’t drink, besides beer is nasty… <—(random)
This thread was actually doing good. Ironically enough, it went downhill after you posted… hmm…
AW HELL NAW, you did NOT just post something NOT random! >.<
This post is relevant to the discussion.
That post was relevant to this discussion. ^
Fine. I’ll tell you something.
Yesterday, my friend was being an ass(as usual) and I told him I was gonna smack him with a fish.
At someone who angered me greatly:
I will slap you with a ripe trout, throw you overboard on a whale, feed your dog, kiss your girlfriend, pee on your bed, clean the sheets, slap you with a rotten zucchini, clean your cat, explode your grapes, shoot your canary and eat a cow with ketchup!
Person: WTF?!
Never have I ever been hung upside down, naked, off the left wing of a bi-plane, flying over the antarctic ocean with a penguin with a yellow polka dot suit piloting it from the back, in the bathroom, upside down.
I’m naked.
Once again, HOTCAKES.
Do you even have any clothes?
probably not.
DD12, why is your avatar checking sandal out?
I didn’t say this, but I agree:
“Teacher, I don’t talk on class, I just say undue facts at inopportune moments”
Note: probably it has some grammatical errors; the spanish sentence is this: “No profe, yo no hablo; yo solo hago acotaciones indebidas en momentos inoportunos”
penta bear oregon county tumour
“Why do your hands smell like feet?”
eh, sorry, these are your hands
Alicia: GIVE ME BACK MY PENCIL JAREN! >
Me: What’s the magic word?~
Alicia: PLEASE.
Me: Nope, it’s Abra Kadabra.
This one time my friend was playing MGS on my psp, and he asked me if you switch weapons with circle or square…
My answer? “Yes”.
I do that when I can’t hear someone properly instead of asking “What?” over and over.