out of nowhere, a missle comes from in the sky and heads right at you. you explode into millions of pieces and i get up, grabbing the pineapple.I take a plane to Cambodia and hide in the hills with the pineapple.
I turn into Sanic the hedgehog and run on the water all the way to cambodia.I run into you so hard that rings form above your head as you are in pain. I then transform into a chicken and hide in a KFC restaraunt.
I travel to Cambodia, where I find ggfchl lying on the ground next to a pineapple that had been left there. Easy. I take a flight over the South China Sea to Hong Kong and hide among the people, carrying the pineapple.
awww f**k i forgot the pineapple. ok. I kill everyone in my path who look Hong Kongese and I then find you! I shoot you 70 times in the head near the brain. I then call in for a barrage of asteroids to destroy Earth, just before I take off in a spaceship with the pineapple.
Using an anti-aircraft missile, I shoot your rocket out of the air. The pineapple falls down, cooked, onto my pizza. I eat the pizza.
depending on the size of the pizza, you may or may not have finished the pizza. so I take the pineapple pieces that were left on the pizza you didnāt eat and glue as many as I can together and 3d print the rest of the pineapple. With the pineapple in hand, I type a sequel to the book āLife of Pi(neapple)ā. making millions, I start my own pineapple farm on a once non-inhabited island.(pineapple still in hand mind you)
You underestimate my abilities. (this post is not relevant to the game)
John Cena unexpectedly comes and body slams me and takes the pineapple away. I have no Idea what to do.
I take the pineapple and take a big, rotten, diarrhea dump on it.
Wearing gloves, I take the pineapple and wash it clean, hitting you as you try to pull it away. I then hire a man to kill everybody he sees, so I can have the pineapple all to myself
gg hires a man who kills everyone he sees, including gg himself. I then manage to take back the pineapple and avoid the murderer.
avoid the murdererā¦ smh.
The grave diggers have to take the pineapple from you because it was something I really liked. They thenn put it in my graveā¦Iām now up in heaven and I jump from cloud to cloud happily with my pineapple, knowing there is no chance for any of you to take it.
I somehow fall in love with someone because of cupid. So I order Cupid to shoot his arrow with a string attached to get the pineapple. Once that is done I take the pineapple and lock it in 100 military grade steel safes one inside each other. I place that in a vault with twenty locks on it and twenty assault rifles pointed at the vault to shoot anyone who gets the combos wrong. this vault is deep underground where I can only reach it from a certain point in the Indian Ocean. I then go on to shoot and bomb every other living human on this earth and burn all the bodies to a crisp. Itās only one human left and itās me. I have the pineapple. Nobody will ever have it. Period.
Except ME! THE GREAT PAPYRU COMES FROM THE UNDERGROUND AND TAKES THE PINEAPPLE!
'cause logic says so
wait. so everybody is dead but me and Papyruā¦ I press a āfix allā button and the world is completely back to normal. no wars, no off orbit earthā¦ I locate papyru and heās the first one i kill. I take the pineapple with me to Russia and i hide the pineapple in the permafrost.
Suddenlyā¦ METEOR!!
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It shakes up the ground, exposing the pineapple and its frozen goodness! Without any wait, I hitch a ride to the Svalbard Seed Bank to steal all the pineapple plant seeds so that nobody can re-grow any pineapples if this current one is destroyed.
Itās a meme bro.
I get famous for the precarious pineapple meme and paparazzi follow me wherever I go. My whereabouts are not hidden anymore. So I decide to fake Mexican residency and try to damage the wall so that I can go to prison. with the pineapple.