i take a gas line from a gas station and start filling up the hole with gas. i then light it! you soon die because of being submerged in gas.and the burning as well. I take a gas mask and crawl in and take the pineapple. I then fill the hole with cement. I press a button and I teleport to Africa to live amongst the lions and elephants
Poachers kill you. I snipe them and take the pineapple. I go and take an elephant tour in a secluded area.
the elephant knocks you off itself and grabs the pineapple with his snout. After minutes of chasing the elephant, I take a weapon of the poachers and i shoot it dead. I feast on elephant meat and live inside itās carcass.
I find you. I shoot you. I grab the pineapple. I run away.
you end up losing your breath and have to sit down for a while. You realized that you had cut yourself really badly and were bleeding hard. A bunch of lions come over and feast on you. I follow your footsteps which were put in the mud. I get to the place where you were being devoured and I grab the pineapple. I call in a plane, and i ride over to India, where I hide in a temple.
It turns out that the temple is just my testing-out of a Minecraft Pocket Edition redstone alternative, and it works. You begin to fall into the lava, and I swoop in, just barely grabbing the pineapple. I fly to a rip in the sky, in which I leave it on my bedroom bureau, next to Edd the Enderman.
your house is not secured with any security system so I simply break open your window. I make your entire room a mess and write a note with a random address, simply to throw you off guard. i make a run to an orange juice factory.
Since you never took the pineapple, I go to space on my moon base on moon to hide the pineapple further.
suddenly, a large comet comes and knocks into the moon which is still not in its normal position (the earth came out of its orbit a whille back. i cannot find that post.) The moon gets pushed very close to earth and the pineapple flies back and lands on an abandoned mine field that was left from WWIII. I use a metal detector to find the bombs and keep them in my arsenal. I grab the pineapple and place it in between all the (un-exploded) bombs.
Since I am so technologically advanced that I can make a base on the moon, I make a quantum phasing machine in which I use to get past the bombs. I grab the pineapple, transform into Minecraft, make another moon made out of bedrock, put the pineapple in it, guard it with a million monsters, and leave.
Charme je les monstres avec cette belle langue jāapprends et ils māont laissĆ© prendre lāananas. Je mets lāananas dans un arbre et Ć pied.
This ātreeā is in the middle of a forest. construction workers come and chop down every tree in a mile radius in order to build condominiums. Once they all leave at night, I search hopelessly amongst the trees with my flashlight and grab the pineapple.I hotwire a bulldozer and ride off unexpectedly into a nearby swamp.
Since you didnāt take the pineapple with you, I ran up and stole the pineapple, then gave it to Edd the Enderman. He teleported to the End with the pineapple and gave it to the Ender Dragon. The Ender Dragon grew to love the pineapple and was willing to violently murder anyone who would take it from him.
Well, I grabbed itā¦ I thought i would take it with meā¦ oh well.
I dig up all the bodies from my local cemetery and throw them into a pile in front of the Dragon. as he is murdering them, I grab the pineapple and run out with it. I commit a murder to get myself get put in prison for life. I take the pineapple with me into my locked cell.
I visit prison, unlock the locked cell, take the pineapple, and eat it.
Welpā¦ this game is over.
nope. as Malice is walking away, she stops and says she is having chest pains. I run out, steal a car, and driver to the hospital, where they have to do a surgery on her. the problem is coming from her stomach, so they have to take out what was in there first: the pineapple, half digested. They just choose to throw it out, but I want it. I hide nearby the door of the operating room until they leave. before the door locks, I run in and take the pineapple goo from the trash. I then have to go home and freeze it in a pineapple-shaped mold to make it look like a pineapple again.I let it freeze for a day and then I take it with me when I go to be a ref at a WWE match (so Iām in the ring, with the pineapple).
Iām a fighter in the ring and i accidentally smash you in the head instead of my opponent. I then knock out my opponent as well. I take the pineapple with me and run out the stadium. i get in a high speed chase as i head for NYC and use the pineapple as a shield.
well your pineapple is a bad shield. bullets go through he pineapple and into you. you die, but the car still moves. it crashes into another car and the pineapple flies through the sunroofā¦ into my hands. With the pineapple, I join an extremest military group in the middle east.
I manage to borrow the Spyās knife without getting backstabbed in order to retrieve the precious pineapple, and then backstab the Spy who gave it to me and steal his disguise kit. I disguise as a lowly military peon and travel to the extremist military camp. Assisted by my disguise kit and backstab insta-kill knife, I backstab over 70% of the team safely, including you, and retrieve the precious pineapple. I threaten anyone who tries to steal it away from me with the knife.