I am one of the bowing people as some French guy yells “Tuer le chef!” which means kill the leader in French. Everyone raids the palace and i am the one who kills you and i take the pineapple and take a plane to Brazil, to live in one of those giant pyramid things.
The pyramid collapses trapping you in. I clear the rubbel and take the pineapple. i then take a plane to Easter Island and I disguise myself as one of the statues (or faces, whatever)
There is an earthquake on Easter Island and one of the heads fall on you. I take a jet to the island and take the pineapple to go live in Italy with the leader
you and going with leaders…
anyway…
WWIII is still raging and every country’s goal is to destroy the capital building of each country (assuming their leader is in it) since there were no alliances. But in Italy there were no roads, only canals, leading up to the building. No tanks could reach it. But a plane flew over, nicked the side of the house with a bomb and the leader and you get killed. Due to previous encounters with you, I know that you were with a leader. Whenever a leader got killed, I went to that country. Finally i got to Italy and took the pineapple. I just take a short boat trip to Egypt and walk through the hot desert to reach my destination: The Great Sphinx. I lodge my self into it.
While you are lodging yourself inside, you accidentaly drop the pineapple down 10 feet. i just happen to be there at the right time. i catch the pineapple. I bring it back to Bikini Bottom and, being the kind and generous neighbor that I am, replaces Spongebobs house because a natural disaster had destroyed it recently.
Another natural disaster comes flinging the pineapple out of the water for several miles. It lands right in my shopping cart while I’m walking out of a store.
I grab the pineapple out of your cart and run off into the road.
a semi truck hits you and the pineapple flys out of your reach. I grab the fruit and run to a nearby McDonalds Playplace to hide in the slide, and lodging myself in the slide
The slide breaks because it’s too much weight. I slap you in the face with a Big Mac that blinds you and I grab the pineapple and run to a missile silo and lock myself in it.
I turn on one of the missiles, with that missile having you and the pineapple as it’s passengers. The missile flies up into the air, exploding after about 5 seconds. You explode into a fiery mush, while the pineapple lands in my hands, just a bit singed. I speed off into a nearby skyscraper.
You didn’t realize that the skyscraper was planned to be destroyed. As the tnt detonates, you sprint out of the building. The blast from the tnt launches the fruit out of your arms and into mine. I sprint to the nearest farmer’s market and hide in a stack of many other pineapples.
I see where you put the pineapple and switch it with another one when you are not looking. I drive to the nearest airport.
you are on the runway about to get on a private jet when Asiana flight 214 gets in trouble and that plane crashes and kills you. When the emergency crews are showing the pineapple as possible evidence, i come in like this :
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and take the pineapple. I am gliding so fast, i ride on top of the lake, which was next to the runway. I end up climbing to the top of the golden gate bridge and staying there.
Since you have no food, other than the pineapple up there, you faint and fall, throwing the pineapple into my boat as I drive under the bridge. I drive to Alcatraz .
you walk in and the gate closes because of high winds. The gate gets super jammed and you get stuck inside. I fall right onto the top of an ice cream truck passing by. I beat the driver dead. i get better by eating all the ice cream inside. I hear loud screams and get over. I make a deal with you. “If i let you out, i get the pineapple.” I tell you. Seeing as you want to leave, i get the pineapple and drive the ice cream truck on a long voyage to Vancouver Canada.
I call my private militia to take you out and retrieve the pineapple for me. They bring it to me and I leave to Tokyo
North Korea bombs your plane (as well as every other plane they see because WWIII is still going on)before you get to Tokyo, I paint “North Korea Airlines” on a plane and fly it over to the bombing site. They don’t suspect anything weird, so I land and then grab the pineapple. I hide in a warehouse full of nuclear bombs and jold a control box, waiting to detonate them all
Once again I send my militia out to sneak in. After they get the pineapple and deliver it to me, the United States bombs North Korea for “bombing every plane they see”. Unscathed, I hide in a McDonald’s in South Korea.
once you cross the border, South korea gets angry because they thought a North korean crossed into their country. SK bombs NK and then NK bombs back destroying the McDonalds you are in. during all this chaos, i run across the border and take the pineapple. I decide to look like Kim Jong un so I get myself fat, dye my hair, and put on a suit. i go to the capital of North Korea and get inside Kim JOng Un’s house
His house was rigged with explosives. As you opened the front door it exploded, forcing you to drop the pineapple. I pick it up and dig a hole to China .