The "My pineapple!" game

Off-Topic Games
#141

You guys are all so mean! Why would you want a dumb pineapple anyway?

#142

You do not realize that this is just a game and I take the pineapple before you even get a chance.

#143

I say “look your shoes are untied”… I think we can see where this is going… BYE!

#144

I jump and grab the pineapple and not waste time tying his shoes. I accidentally jumped into a portal that goes to…

#145

i jump out of the bush near the portal and jump in. i land on you as i shoot out of it. you throw the pineapple in front of you and i get it! i call for a secret jet and it takes me to africa

#146

I land on your jet on your way to Africa after rocketing after you with a jetpack. With these magnetic boots I am able to stay on the plane. I pierce the windshield, sending large glass shards into your face and killing you, I take the pineapple and jump off the plane, which is now crashing into the Atlantic Ocean. I dive into the ocean with the pineapple.

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#147

{I outdo your incredibly long explaination by confusing you with simplicity} ← This does not make sense, you become confused and give me the pineapple.

#148

I sniper shoot a canyon from a distance, the rocks and canyon explode and collapse, you don’t know what to do. a rock sharply pushes against your back you thrust foward accidenly letting go og the pineapple, ClearwaterSapphire is now covered in dirt an surrounded by rocks.

I place a portal next to me and a portal where the pineapple landed.

I take the pineapple a RUUUUN!

#149

I stick my leg out. As you trip over my leg and tumble over epically, you send the pineapple flying. I trample over you, jump and catch the pineapple in mid-air. I land rolling and disappear within a dark alley.

#150

some mean dogs bite you causing you to throw the pineapple out your hands.into MINE!!! i run and hide in a local farmers market.

#151

I click the farmhouse and press delete, I right-click the pineapple and ‘cut’, I paste it into my hard drive.

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#152

I download the pineapple and make illegal copies for everyone.

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#153

The FBI arrests everyone but once they come into my house, there’s a note that says “I’m to Canada, bye!”, but secretly I’m in Mexico.

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#154

The people on the Mexico side of the border take you into custody for walking on their land without a passport. after the trial, i secretly take the pineapple andgo back across the border to the US

#155

I jump through the window with a machine gun, shot the SHIT outta everyone and take the pineapple.

#156

After the photo shoot I steal the pineapple from the studio.

#157

I managed to find a copy of the photo, I scan it and you teleport to me, you wonder what your doing here but before you can do anything I freeze you with my FREEZE RAY!!! before I froze you, I snatched the pineapple out of your grasp. I run away while you thaw…

#158

I throw Zeus’ lightning bolt at you. You are zapped and fried. I take the now charred pineapple.

#159

Aliens are immune to electicity, :P So you taking the pineapple never happened. I am now hidden.

#160

i hack your phone to tell ME where you are located. i sneak up from behind, hit you unconscious with a metal bar and take a train to a nearby city.