Why Walruses are Sociologically Superior to Humans

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#121
  1. You underestimate the power of the walruses.
  2. Walrus wants to be the King of the World, not the President of America…
  3. Walruses have extremely thick skin and blubber, which will provide excellent protection.
  4. Walruses live near the North Pole, not Antarctica.
  5. Wrong, there is at least one person who does.
    7-11. …

Walrus: 1, Ipreferpi: 0

#122
  1. No, I don’t.
  2. America is in the world
  3. Bullets traveling at 100 MPH would penetrate through much of it. Besides, it’s rather painful anyway.
  4. Geographical error, but Mr. Walrus probably knows the penguin king.
  5. So I over exaggerate. Sue me.
    7-11. You’d have to see the original to get it.
#123

Sort of relevant, but because Egypt is in a desert, if you nuked it, the sand would possibly melt into reflective glass and cool the temperature of the Earth.

#124

It’d still leave a giant crater in the blast point.

#125

It’s a possibility, but I think the temperature would be too hot.

Would you like to test it and see? Maybe start WWIII while you’re at it? Or a new glass skate park?

#126

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#127

<3 You. :)

#128

Walrus you’re back!

#129

arf!!! :3

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#130

For a walrus, you draw pretty good.

#131

This scumbag. This idiot. This no good ball of urinated snow. This belligerent arse-licking dillberry. This putrid gorilla. This attention-whore, bull-shitting, scruffy-looking, good for nothing SHRIMP. This ignorant piece of shit deserves to be in the galleys for using my species in such a disgusting way.

#132

I did NOT know Walrus would even think of using such language!

#133

I generally do not use unnecessary language. However, this scenario is quite necessary for such language.

#134

I completely understand. Being a walrus must be stressful at times, as being a human is.

#135

That sick bastard. Where’d he even get that idea?

#136

I’m moving to Canada. They’re so peaceful. :3

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#137
#138

Mr. Walrus, I am an alien in disguise as a human, representing the Gathering of Worlds. We, members of the council, have deemed you worthy of species preservation. I must speak with a prevailing member of the Walrus Hierarchy for a privatized meeting.

#139

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