Why Walruses are Sociologically Superior to Humans

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#101

Amazing.

#102

Mr. Walrus, what are your thoughts on global warming?

#103

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#104

Walrus, are you ok?

#105

Yeah, I hate global warming too.

#106

Oh yes I am completely fine. I was reciting the Walrus Choir’s new song!

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#107

It’s beautiful! :'3

#108

Walruses as leaders.

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#109

The world would be perfect.

#110

Of course, you would have to deal with politics and military efforts and stuff like that.

#111

Walruses would compete against each other for pole position.

#112

Friendly human, if you read the original posting in this “thread”, you would know about the Walrus politics. I do not have to deal with other lesser Walruses trying to bribe me to do stupid things (Then again, I always could if I wanted to.). And I have plenty of Military Experience. Let us say that Egypt refuses to obey the power of the Walrus in our very ambitious thought of world domination. This could happen in a number of ways. One: Egypt is very hot, and the first thing I would do as the Walrus King of the World is drop the global temperature to between 0 degrees Fahrenheit to 40 degrees Fahrenheit. They wouldn’t want to freeze their skin, and they never have temperatures below 110 degrees Fahrenheit, so they’re not prepared for Walrus weather. Two: Egypt was very powerful in the ancient times when Walruses ruled the Arctic. But then all the kings died, and they were without power. Now, they want to regain their power NOW of all times because they believe that we Walruses are no match for their dated Ancient-Egyptian weapons. I and my Tactical Walrus Regiment would swiftly conquer Egypt, and given it’s strategic central location in the world, we would spread to the rest of the world!

My plans for when I become Walrus Overlord of the World:

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  • Free snow cones in select cities and countries.
  • More and better quality snow machines.
  • Changing the American “water parks” into snow parks. I would simply freeze the still water so it’s similar to the arctic.
  • Make every human who serves ice cream a Noble.

And, in a way, yes, madame human. When this happens, the current Walrus would assume the power of Walrus King of the World. Of course, there are more idiotic Walruses who would underestimate his power and try to rule the world on their own. If this were to happen, the Walrus Royal Legion would eradicate the Anti-Walrus King so the current reigning Walrus King could serve his term. I would obviously step up to the throne to gain my rightful title of Walrus Overlord of the World. I would send all the smart humans (not the stupid ones) in this community to my igloo castle in the arctic for the greatest vacation their heads could ever think of. It would be so fabulous, they won’t even want to leave!

#113

Dear Walrus, what is your name, if you have one? How would you identify yourself from other candidates?

#114

No, not particularly. Though my mate often calls me her “hunk of meat” during our romantic nights out. If another Walrus was to call me that (or flirt with my mate), they would be killed with my large tusks.

Though, it depends on the tone and how you say “arf” that differs between Walruses. For my friends, it’s a happy or respectful “arf! :3”, For foes, it may be “arrrrf
 >:3” For my enemies (who are most likely dead after attempting to kill me), it would be “arrrrf
 x3”

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#115

And this is why
 the walrus only lives in a few spots in the world.

#116

Friendly humans, is there any chance that the following writing post could become “unlocked”? http://www.notessimo.net/topic/6507-ask-mister-walrus-a-question/page__fromsearch__1

#117

Yes done.

#118

i hope all is okay with you, Walrus.

#119

I’m sure, as he asked for it.

#120

Sorry Mr. Walrus, but that huge plan could never work because:

  1. It would take at least a thousand years to develop technology capable of lowering the global temperature even a few degrees on command, and that’s if it’s even possible.
  2. Obama wouldn’t give up his presidency to a walrus. (no offense to you or him)
  3. “Ancient” Egypt has assault rifles, last I checked, and those things would really hurt.
  4. If walruses posed a threat, many countries have missiles, about half of which are nuclear, and everyone knows where the Antarctic is.
  5. No one wants to have a supreme dictator of the entire world.
  6. Just kidding, maybe 1/3 are nuclear, probably not 1/2.
  7. You didn’t know I skipped 6, did you?
  8. You checked. Admit it.
  9. How about 1? Bet you didn’t notice I snippet that one either.
  10. You looked! I saw you!
    12. Oh, right, reasons.The language barrier. You can’t talk to everyone through a computer
 Oh. Nevermind.

And that is why there are pumpkins.