Why Walruses are Sociologically Superior to Humans

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#81

That was completely expected. No one likes talking about world origins. It’s a “sensitive” subject, as if subjects had feelings.

#82

Walrus thinks that he descended from a monkey, look what you people have been teaching him.

Joke, obviously Walruses are more intelligent than that.

#83

WE people?!?!

I am offended, good sir!

#84

I didn’t specifically mean you! Just other people in general.

#85

I figured. This is fun, btw. You should try it sometime. Once, back in 6th, I asked every one word question over and over again just to see how annoyed the school bully would get.

#86

Humans, during the past 3 sets of sunrises and sunsets, what I believe you humans call “months”, I have quietly observed your interactions with one another in this machine community. Now that this portion of my presence here is done, I will proceed to the following part.

This Walrus will be participating in the community more.

#87

^ cry

More composing less talk… from everyone plz (not just you walrus)

#88

You want me, a walrus, to attempt and create a musical mood-enhancer for this community?

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#89

I much prefer the talking…there is no right or wrong here.

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#90

I agree, since there seems to be plenty of composing going on already.

#91

I agree with all this!! it was too long. i didn’t read all of it. but Walruses are waaay better than humans!

#92

And I thought that Twist was the spawn of the walrus…

Sorry, I mean Dash.

#93

Mr. Walrus, what are your thoughts on neighbouring polar bears?

#94

What are your thoughts on penguins. c:

#95

Polar bears are strong and fierce, and we make a great team defending against idiotic humans trying to conqueror a cave for their own needs.

Penguins are wonderful! They slide down slopes of snow-covered mountains while I tumble and fall down the mountains next to them!

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#96

I’m confused. Are polar bears or penguins your neighbors?

#97

Polar bears! But when I travel on my Expeditions, I visit the Penguins.

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#98

But polar bears live in the North Pole and penguins live in the South Pole. You must be a great traveller!

#99

Years of swimming experience, Nuse. Years of swimming experience.

#100

Why yes of course. My swimming abilities are remarkable. But I frequently get on a boat and travel there that way.

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