Why Walruses are Sociologically Superior to Humans

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#61

George is a walrusist. How do they fix that in Walrus societies, Mr. Walrus?

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#62

If we are able to capture the human, we attempt to throw them into the icy arctic waters of the Walrus Realm.

#63

c: You are so adorable.

#64

I was trying to turn myself into Taylor Swift. =3

#65


 Who? 3b:[/b]

#66

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT IN THIS THREAD.

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#67

BUT TAYLOR SWIFT LOVES WALRUSES! D:

#68

It is written, “Only T. Swift can love walruses.”

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#69
  1. Do you have any musical talent?
  2. How do your flippers hit the keys on your keyboard so accurately? Or is your keyboard specially built for your species?
  3. Can I call you Tusky?
#70
  1. How are your educational systems?
  2. How does a regular day go for a walrus like yourself?
  3. Do you have sandwiches?
#71

A few things I am wondering about:

  1. How would a walrus say that everything came to be?
  2. As there appears to be little social interaction, how can a suitable partner be picked?
  3. If the walri are focused primarily on survival, then why are you even on here anyway? Shouldn’t you be hunting for your family?
#72

Yes, every year, us Walrus in the Walrus Realm get together to do a large Chorus, where we all shout together. It sounds quite amazing.

I have a special machine, my “flippers” are too majestic to change for the machine, so I change the machine. :3

No.

Obviously, The Walrus Realm’s education system is quite superb. Why do you think I am such an intelligent Walrus? If I wasn’t privileged with a fantastic educational system, I wouldn’t enlighten this community with my presence.

Wonderful. I start off going to the ice storage room in my ice cave, grab some fish, eat them. Then I go swimming, then eat another fish, then to the Walrus Realm Village for socialization, then another fish, then relaxation back in my Ice Cavern, then possibly somethings that would be inappropriate to put on this community. Then another fish, then sleep.

Yes, fish sandwiches. Bread here is quite delicious. Some Walrus use the scales of a fish as bread. :3

That the Walrus lived in their realm, and the humans came and forced us into smaller areas. And now, the world revolves around humans.

We males fight over a female. Since I am, obviously, a wonderful Walrus, I have a beautiful mate because I earned the privilege for her to be in my wonderful life.

As stated above, I am a wonderful Walrus, and I am an even better hunter. So I have an abundance of fish in my Ice Cavern’s storage, so I can give fish to my friends. Mister Walrus here has plenty of time to relax.

#73

1 Can I love you?
2 Can you love me?
3 Can I be in you family?

Wait one second slams head on keyboard
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#74

No, no, and no. Don’t ask why.

#75

Whyyyy!!! =`C

#76

I’d like to hear an interpretation of said chorus on Notessimo.

#77

Uh, that’s not quite what I meant. I’ll rephrase that: Where did all life come from, as a walrus would describe it?

#78

Arf?

#79

I think his translator is broken.

#80

Arf arf!