Why Walruses are Sociologically Superior to Humans

[The_Walrus]

The Walrus returns. Here are my thoughts on what has happened.

@The

So basically what you’re trying to say is walruses use computers

Yes, precisely. This Walrus does, at the least.

@Nuselline

c: Thank you for coming back Walrus. I hope everything is ok for you.

Thank you for your compassion, good human. Here, have some more Walrus Love:

@George_C_Van_Liew

YES! take that walrus Takeshisfishawayrunsandhides

Yes what? I can not read what you are referring to, if that’s what it is. This machine isn’t too friendly.

@Nuselline

No, I wasn’t being unsupportive of Walrus, I was just explaining to Yellowtail why there was no need to be offended.

Also Walrus, you should post more pics <3

Yes, more pictures will come. Here is one from my recent Fishing Expedition:

@Yellowtail_J44

I know that he is not a walrus. I am just possesing a open mind in this situation and treating him the way he wants to be treated. If he wants to be a walrus then I will treat him like he is a walrus.

Well, I am a Walrus, and it would be appreciated if you would treat me like a walrus.

@mrteddy6564

, how could you say such a thing! Walruses are a gentle and kind specie of this planet who should never deserve to be discriminated in such a way. In fact there is reason to believe that the only reason walruses aren’t one of the dominant species on this planet is because they aren’t nearly as selfish as humans are. just look outside, 10,000 years go you would have seen all of nature at its fullest, but I bet that you now see buildings, or if your on a farm rows and rows of unnatural controlled crops, and if you live in the desert then your a crazy b@$!&*#d, and if you live somewhere like Siberia Russia then your still crazy. Anyways, You should take into consideration how lucky we have it and keep your nose out of others businesses. I fully support walrus rights as a teddy bear.

<3 You have redeemed yourself from the Analyze post you made. Here, have some Walrus love:

@Nuselline

Stop being walrist! Walrusses are awesome.

<3

[The_Doctor (Cake)]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Walruses make the greatest huggers.

[The_Walrus]

You stole Walrus Love from me, but because I love your writing, it is okay.

[The_Doctor (Cake)]

It’s okay. I’m not human. I’m a Time Lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous.

[The_Walrus]

… Fascinating. I will have to write with you about this for my studies.

[Tsukasa]

[The_Walrus]

I have no words for this. Are those on fire?

[Tsukasa]

meow

[The_Walrus]

Arf.

[The_Doctor (Cake)]

If the cat says “meow” and the walrus says “arf”, what does the human say?

Answer: Way too much.

[The_Walrus]

I recently posted more pictures to this site, and in an attempt to not overwhelm this machine, I will write a single link in which you humans can click on. The link will take you to the pictures.

http://www.notessimo.net/topic/6501-get-psychologically-analyzed-by-a-walrus/page__st__20#entry45261

[Nuselline (Nuse)]

Very beautiful pictures! You and your mate are so cute.

[Yellowtail_J44]

My face will now hit the keyboard.

ujhikm

[The_Walrus]

@Nuselline

Very beautiful pictures! You and your mate are so cute.

The Walrus thanks you again, good human.

@Yellowtail_J44

My face will now hit the keyboard.

Assuming that you dropped your face on your typing machine is because you want to look like a walrus such as myself, that is precisely not the most effective way to do so, mister human. I would be delighted to write to you of how a human, such as yourself, could look like a beautiful Walrus.

[Ipreferpi (Abderian Agelast)]

Personally, I’d never want to be a walrus, or any anima for that matter. I like myself just how I am.

[The_Walrus]

@Ipreferpi

Personally, I’d never want to be a walrus, or any anima for that matter. I like myself just how I am.

I respect your thoughts, mister Human. I would never want to be a human, I have a family and a ice cave to live in, I am happy.

[TwistedFireX]

I am quite offended about your superiority over humans. How can this be, this theory is beyond even my comprehension! I have never seen such government in a walrus world, neither have a seen any social communication between humans and walrus. How are you even talking to me now? Could this be a conspiracy between walrus and humans today?! STAY TUNED!

[Ace1257 (Antonim)]

@TwistedFireX

I am quite offended about your superiority over humans. How can this be, this theory is beyond even my comprehension! I have never seen such government in a walrus world, neither have a seen any social communication between humans and walrus. How are you even talking to me now? Could this be a conspiracy between walrus and humans today?! STAY TUNED!

Well, where the Walrus comes from, I don’t think government plays any part in “survival in the tundra”.

[Tsukasa]

it’s a joke

[The_Walrus]

@TwistedFireX

I am quite offended about your superiority over humans. How can this be, this theory is beyond even my comprehension! I have never seen such government in a walrus world, neither have a seen any social communication between humans and walrus. How are you even talking to me now? Could this be a conspiracy between walrus and humans today?! STAY TUNED!

Walruses are not superior to humans. If Walruses were, in fact, superior to humans, all the humans on this planet would be dead. The Walrus realm does, in fact, have quite the government, which a king in the throne right now. I am talking to you from a machine, like always.

@Tsukasa

it’s a joke

What’s a joke, mister human? This Walrus loves jokes! Except for Walrusist jokes. 3: