Corrupt a wish

granted, but you use it on something useless.
I wish i could think of something to post here.

Granted, but your post offends everyone and you get banned.

I wish everyone in the world was a pony.

Granted, but now every square inch of grass is covered in poop so now we have to eat poo-flavored grass.

I wish that in another dimension, I had a wish.

Granted, his wish was unfortunately not granted.

I wish I could actually do parkour.

granted,but you fail miserably and break every bone in your body.

i wish i ruled the world.

Granted, but you get assassinated.

I wish that people could say and spell my fake name and my real name correctly.

Granted but everybody thinks you are two different people.

I wish I could get Minecraft.

Granted, but it doesn’t work.

I wish that woiadslkfjfnxmz,sdrljf

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I wish that that post would make sense.

granted it now does, but it’s in chinese.

i wish i owned my own space shuttle.

Granted but you crash onto the moon and the moon cracks in half. You change history forever.

I wish I could get a record deal.

Granted, but it is the same company that produced “Friday”

I wish FL fruity edition had Automation Clips.

Granted, but they constantly don’t work right.

I wish I was eating clean and sanitary sushi right now.

Granted, but you die of food poisoning (they lied to you… it wasent sanitary)

I wish I had 12 fingers…

Granted, but you mutate and turn into a monster.

I wish my FL Producer Edition had all the plugins unlocked.

Granted, but you don’t know how to use any of them.

I wish I was a wizard.

granted, but you accidentally cast a speel on yourself, turning you into a frog.

i wish i was a captain of a ship.

grante- YOUR SHIP CRASHED KID!!!

xD

I wish I had a Nikon camera

granted, but when you take a picture of yourself, the flash makes you blind.

i wish i could draw/paint as good as GCVL

Granted, but you can only draw pictures of death that predict the future.

I wish more people listened to my music.