Corrupt a wish

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#161

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I wish that that post would make sense.

#162

granted it now does, but it’s in chinese.

i wish i owned my own space shuttle.

#163

Granted but you crash onto the moon and the moon cracks in half. You change history forever.

I wish I could get a record deal.

#164

Granted, but it is the same company that produced “Friday”

I wish FL fruity edition had Automation Clips.

#165

Granted, but they constantly don’t work right.

I wish I was eating clean and sanitary sushi right now.

#166

Granted, but you die of food poisoning (they lied to you
 it wasent sanitary)

I wish I had 12 fingers


#167

Granted, but you mutate and turn into a monster.

I wish my FL Producer Edition had all the plugins unlocked.

#168

Granted, but you don’t know how to use any of them.

I wish I was a wizard.

#169

granted, but you accidentally cast a speel on yourself, turning you into a frog.

i wish i was a captain of a ship.

#170

grante- YOUR SHIP CRASHED KID!!!

xD

I wish I had a Nikon camera

#171

granted, but when you take a picture of yourself, the flash makes you blind.

i wish i could draw/paint as good as GCVL

#172

Granted, but you can only draw pictures of death that predict the future.

I wish more people listened to my music.

#173

granted, but you get negative reviews of the somgs.

I wish that i could compose something greater than TTFAF

#174

Granted, but it doesn’t get famous nor posted to the website

I wish I had a pet Vampire chibi creature.

#175

Granted; I ate it.

I wish I had the power to find anything and everything I had ever lost.

#176

Granted, but once you finad it all, it clkutters up in your room making it messy

#177

Just like in real life!

I wish that I could make working things out of food.

#178

Granted, but they can only be used once. After that, they turn back into food.

I wish I could control the temperature around me.

#179

Granted, but you can only ever change it to either -150 Fahrenheit or 240 Fahrenheit.

I wish that I could grant wishes horribly for real.

#180

well
 You’re screwed :D

I wish everyone spoke in 1337