Hear hear.
“FALL ON YOUR FACE. LAUGH AT THE FUCKING GROUND!”- Courage Wolf via Facebook. (Caps intentional)
I did that this morning! 
Person: “That’s what she said.”
Person #2: “Who is she and why does she keep saying dirty things?”
“I’d hate you, even if I didn’t hate you.”
“God bless high explosives” -Haggard in Battlefield: Bad Company
“If I chase him, then I catch him, and then I don’t know what to do!”
Random line from Grunt - Halo 3
“I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers.” — Bob Monkhouse
At this point! He is gonna rip out our little skulls! And hump us with his big, demony, buttox!
We diserve it, haha!
we will tear you into bloody ribbons!
I can’t run when i’m scared!
One word for you. Gugibugogibubu
Is there something in my teeth?
What, didn’t i give you this for christmas? Is there something you require?
Rukt. Fizt,merry christmas.
Stupid jackal say thank you!
The demons dead! We’ll be heroes!
Grunts and Brute lines from halo 3 ^
Easter Egg:Brute doing number 1.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Ooh, that one was hard to get out.
fire truck sounds
Grunt:Hey man, watcha doin!
Brute:Hey uh, nothing! Just go to sleep now!
Grunt:DEMON!
brute:Not now!Now i got yellow on my suit!
Marine lines.
Yay! We…Wait, I did it!
Alright Alright, We will get some twinkeys after this.
Marine:Kiss my ass.
Brute:Where is it?
you, your a guy… Right?
OH GAWD! THERE EVERYWHERE!
This, My friend, Is full of win.
This Is full of MASS-EPIC-God like WIN!
My friend got these off of a website:
“No one dies a virgin becuase life f**ks us all.”
“I wish my grass were emo so it would cut itself.”
Anything that Jhoan Manuel has said.
Haggard for the goddamn fucking WIN!
“I’m sweating like a hooker in church.”
“You brought a hooker to church?”
“Why not?”
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Technically, these are more life lessons than quotes, but still…
[details=Click to expand]Only Batman can escape a nuclear explosion in the middle of the ocean within 5 seconds.
If you won’t let Catwoman keep your pearl necklace then she’ll take your Lamborghini instead.
Some rope and the right punch can fix your broken back and make you invincible to future back injuries such as trying to escape a giant well.
Apparently, a six mile blast radius does not matter so much as long as the bomb is over the bay.
It takes no time at all for Bruce to get to the other side of the world and get past the guards to save his city. And you thought Batman didn’t have any superpowers…
Batman’s the latest to join in on the “superhero-must-create-a-fire-in-the-shape-of-his-logo” trend.
A middle aged, and up until recently, bed-ridden human moustache is the perfect person to attempt the disarming of a nuclear bomb in the back of a fast moving truck.
At no point does anyone with a working firearm in the general vicinity of Bane attempt to shoot him to save many months of Gotham’s oppression. Even when Bane leads the charge against a gigantic sea of policemen, it never occurs to ANYONE.
Do you prefer exile? Or death…by exile?
Robin’s real name is Robin.
Apparently, only leaving Gotham was forbidden. Entering was quite alright. Bruce Wayne did it with all the guards up and without anyone noticing. Or he may have just teleported in.
If a military truck falls 20 feet, you will die if you’re in the driver’s seat. However, you will be perfectly okay if your rolling around in the back cargo with a large fusion core.
When fighting someone who needs to breathe in a special gas mask to function normally, concentrate on hitting his armor vest.
When you take 3 questionable masked men onto a plane, don’t bother taking off their masks to see if there’s anything suspicious, like if one of them was carrying something dangerous or maybe if one of them is actually Bane.
When thousands of cops are trapped underground for 3 months, they don’t accumulate dirt or facial hair.
Firing automatic weapons at a charging group of men will only kill a small handful of them.[/details]
Well now you’ve said them, so they’re quotes.
YES!! Now I can say random stuff and quote myself!