Not racist joke:
What did god say when he made the first black man?
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“damn, I burnt one.”
What’s worse than one parking ticket?
[details=Click to expand]Two parking tickets.
What’s worse than two parking tickets?
The Holocaust.
What’s worse than the Holocaust?
Three parking tickets.[/details]
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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?
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That was the most violent book I’ve ever read…
Two chemists are at a bar. One says, “I’d like some water.” The other says “I’d like some Hydrogen Peroxide.”
The second one died.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
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Because she’s dead.
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What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
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The wheelchair.
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This community.
Dem italics.
Who is Tom Cat’s favorite DJ?
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Deadmau5.
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[details=Click to expand]Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.[/details]
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Well, This sucks.
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Oh damn, mang.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Come in.
B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B)
Your mama’s so poor, she tried usimg coupons at the dollar store
Your mama’s so fat she thought the school bus was a twinkie.
HEHEHHEHEHEHE BLARUOHG
Oh, Apocoloptogon and I having a friendly coversation…
Potato: oi u callin me mean, ey? wail ill tell u m8 whn u r comin inta mah hous an stealin mah potatoes thn u tel me whats maen, m8. alligt m8 u fokin jus bettr not cal me mean u fgt i can destry u in a matter of 1 minute an 52 seconds, allrite m8? u better watch yo maoth next tiem or els i wil com 2 ur hous an wreck u m8. Ill bash ye fookin ead in i swear on me mum.
Aliens Exist =3: ur mom is a potato
Aliens Exist =3: and gay
Potato: wail fuk u m8
Aliens Exist =3: omfg y
Potato: wait AustrAliens say mom? I thought they said mum.
Aliens Exist =3: go away
Potato: don u faxkin tel lme 2 go away u lil bich ill wreck u m8
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there’s a person I would fugdazzle in between the ‘y’ and the ‘i’ on your keyboard.