LOL No, get your own.
My jokes!
What’s worse than nailing 3 dead babies to one tree?
Nailing one dead baby to 3 trees.
Knock, Knock!
Whho’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I like this one.
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Doctor: Hello and how are you today.
Patient: Well I-
Doctor: Shut up I don’t care.
Doctor: Ok, I got some good news and some bad news, what would you like to hear first?
Patient: Uhh. The good news.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: D: Well then whats the bad news?
Doctor: I should of told you yesterday.
Patient: What- hduejsurosjdu.
I should have told you yesterday.
You get the point yah buzz-kill.
A lady walks into a pet store. She says, “I need a ccompanion.”
The owner says,“How about a parrot. it’ll keep you company.”
She buys it and comes back the next day. She says, “hasn’t said a word.”
Owner says, Try a ladder. it will talk to you then."
This happens for the next few days. The lady buys different things to see if it would talk. Then one day, she walks in and says,“My parrot… Well, he died.”
"I’m so sorry for your loss,“said the owner,“did it ever say anything to you?”
the lady replies"well before he died he asked’did that store carry any food?’”
What do you call a doll on the grill?
a “Barbie”-que
Police Officer we have an emergency!
Yes?
I got this bag of cocain from this dude man and I mean, this shit aint even good! LOOK AT THIS SHIT! sniffs half the bag NOTHIN! here try some.
No.
Come on.
NO! Your under arest.
RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE COCAIN! kicks officer in the nuts.
Woah. Should I laugh? I will… If you promise not to… Kill me…
Music Teacher: guys we are at the instruments with F, is there somebody who knows an instrument wich begins with the letter F?
Student with rotten tooth: i know 6: a Frumpet, a Frum, a Fontmusic, a F***elele, a Fylophone & a Fuitar.
Music Teacher: hey you, yes you, walk to the board with your F, you spitted all my sheets with your F, go to that board!!!
No swearing in the forums please.
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That’s not a rule, people did it all the time before…
Also I laughed harder at the idea that someone would laugh at that joke than the joke itself…
He’s kidding, ix.
I can never tell anymore :\
Jokes?!
T.V.!
Ukulele?
No, a Fuckulele.
Stop fuckeleing swearing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
he was running away from Chick-fil-A
I don’t get it.