it was bad.
Truck crashed into a tunnel
I’m guessing you have to be super intellectual to get this one.
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What’s the difference between the Bird Flu and the Swine Flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
( Credit to Really Bad Jokes where I get all of my jokes from, except the General Lee one, I made that one up myself )
IDK if they’ve been posted yet, but:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in trouble with the lay. The redhead hides in a barn, the brunette hides in a doghouse, and the blonde hides in a sack of potatoes. The cops pass by the barn. The redhead goes, “Oink! Oink!” The cops head towards the doghouse. The brunette goes, “Bow-Wow!” The cops walk down the road, completely ignoring the sack of potatoes laying beside them. All of a sudden, they hear the blonde yelling “Spud! Spud!”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a desert island. They find a magic lamp. The genie gives them each a wish. “I want to be at my house with a million dollars!” says the redhead. She is instantly whisked away. “I want to be in Hollywood, performing in front of thousands of adoring fans!” says the brunette. She is instantly whisked away, like the redhead. “Y’know, I miss those girls now,” says the blonde. “I wish they were here with me.”
There is a magic mirror that absorbs all who tell a lie in front of it. A brunette walks up. “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world,” the brunette says. She is absorbed by the mirror. A redhead walks up. “I think I’m the smartest girl in the world,” the redhead says. She, too, is absorbed. A blonde walks up. “I think-” she says, and is immediately absorbed.
A blonde goes to get a haircut. “Do not, whatever you do, take my headphones off,” she tells the barber. As he cuts her hair, the blonde falls asleep. The barber takes off the headphones to better fix her hair. After he’s done, he notices that the blonde is dead. He picks up the headphones, listens into them, and hears, “Breathe in…Breathe out…Breathe in…”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on an island a mile away from a bustling city. The brunette tries to swim to shore but drowns halfway. The redhead tries and makes it 5/8 of the way before drowning. The blonde swims 3/4 of the way, says “I’m tired,” and swims back to the island.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A Dashingly Handsome Mop!
Oh! Come in! You handsome rouge!
Oh ho ho, it gets me every time. 
…No. Just no. I have anti-jokes funnier than that.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and are thus incapable of human emotion.
The third one was the best. The fourth one was terrible.
Also Twisted, I have anti-anti-jokes funnier than that.
Yeah, now that I think about it, it’s more morbid than funny…
At least I didn’t do my 88 blonde joke or any of one of my friend’s jokes.
At least I’m not telling you my underweight giraffe jokes.
That… makes no sense whatsoever.
Why did the underweight giraffe cross the road?
To go to Cookout to get a large milkshake, a triple burger with extra fries, and the largest soda available?
Sadly he broke his diet and ended up only eating salad.
… what?
sigh Work the joke out yourself.
It’s not funny.
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I don’t think that a diet consisting of unhealthy foods counts as a punch line
If you say so.
the most jokes are all indignity
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Brilliant. applauses